Posts by sneekula - Page 24

"My God! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly, as he hobbled into the pub on his crutch, one arm in a cast.
"I got in a tiff with Riley."

"Riley? He's just a wee fellow!" said the barkeep surprised. "He must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," Kelly said. "A rusty old shovel it was."

"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"

"Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's right boob." Kelly said. "And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight!"

There are quite a number of states in the US where you need a driver's license to vote. One out of four black folks don't have a driver's license. They are simply too poor to own a car.

Many states put their oldest voting machines into the inner cities, where most black voters live. When these old things fail, the vote is often just thrown out.

Now that is voter fraud!

George W. Bush in Falls Church, VA 4/29/2005, on what private accounts could do for Social Security funds:
"It means your own money would grow better than that which the government can make it grow. And that's important."

Aren't we lucky that we didn't listen to Bush and McCain in those days.

These Afghan soldiers may have turned into Taliban terrorists sooner or later anyway! The US was just preemptive. These things happen, after all war is hell!

awesome pic lol

That it is, also notice that she is pointing her rifle to the left! If the Republicans would use that as a campaign poster, the Democrats would surely lose!

Luckily for the Dems, the American voting public is too prudish to allow that shameless kind of poster.

A Republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish."

He said: "I wish I were smarter".

So the genie made him smarter. The next day the Republican turned into a Democrat.

In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for.

"I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about the Republicans."

Who said this?
A. Adlai Stevenson
B. Richard Nixon
C. Grace Kelly
D. John Kerry

Thanks to Salem for the ref on this:

Govermentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Well, with the price of petrol getting closer to $2 per gallon, it looks like electric cars are out the window again. Unless it's just a preelection day special by Dick Cheney and friends.

I hope their mass spectrometer was in working order.

OMG! dont EVER think about commiting suicide EVER AGAIN!!!
im like, not a very good adivce-giver or counsellor, but DO NOT EVER TRY TO COMMIT SUICIDE!!!! NEVER!!! you have a family that needs you...dont leave them now... =(

I agree!
I hope he will report his salvation to us!

Choose Jesus and God will bless you!

A corporate sponsor.

Two extra large fresh farm eggs sunny side up and a hamsteak. Add to that a steaming mug of black coffee.

Your error sits right here ...

.....
s = open("resultat.txt","w")
for i in range(0,n,1):
    line = x[i], resultat
    s.write(line + "\n")
s.close()

This
line = x, resultat
will give you a tuple, so
line + "\n"
will give you the error

Try:
s.write(str(line) + "\n")

Take the test at:
http://www.blogthings.com/howrepublicanareyouquiz/

Refried mashed potatoes ala Quayle. Cup of OJ.

Breaking News from Fox:
"The Bush Justice Department just released newly discovered evidence that Obama fathered two black children in wedlock!"

Taxation without representation:

Great animal pictures!

Some people shared your concern in this Chrome thread :)

Thanks jasimp!

Yes. You are apparently one of those who delights in trying to destroy a man for asking a question. Kudos.

Keep this poor man from being destroyed by terrorist from the left by sending him at least one $100 bill in an envelope marked "from a friend." If you don't know his address, you can route it via Fox News. :)

David Fraser Nolan founded the Libertarian Party of the United States in 1971. God bless him!

I think McCain called him a plumber, not Obama. Actually, calling somebody a plumber isn't really that bad!

Wow, Grim is pretty good at answering tough questions.

What a surprise!

What is the strongest muscle in the human body?.

I imagine the thumb.

My GF watched her a lot.

Those magnets are gigantic, well insulated, and no provisions have been made to heat them up.

A fully loaded supertanker travelling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop.

The ideal NRA front-runner:

According to Fox News Senator John McCain has clearly won the third debate against that one.

The whole McCain campaign reminds me more and more of Elmer Fudd hunting Bugs Bunny and injuring himself in the process.

Now we are finding out that McCain's hero "Joe the Plumber" is not a plumber, but a construction worker that has previously appeared on a number of right wing talk shows.

One more thing:
In python, a list is like a vector in C?

Unlike the vector in C++, a python list is simply an indexed container, the indexed elements in a list can be any object of any type.

Here are some standard operations you can apply to a list or sequence s:

s[i] = x  item i of s is replaced by x     
s[i:j [:step]] = t  slice of s from i to j is replaced by t     
del s[i:j[:step]]  same as s[i:j] = []    
s.append(x)  same as s[len(s) : len(s)] = [x]
  appends to the end of a list, same as s += [x]
  s[:0] = [x] adds to the start of a list    
s.extend(x)  same as s[len(s) : len(s)] = x
  (extend one list with another list) 
s.count(x)  return number of i's for which s[i] == x
  for instance count number of duplicates    
s.index(x[, start[, stop]])  return smallest i such that s[i] == x 
  start and stop limit search to only part of the list  
s.insert(i, x)  same as s[i:i] = [x] if i >= 0 
  also i == -1 inserts x before the last element    
s.remove(x)  searches for first x in the list and removes it
  same as del s[s.index(x)]
s.pop([i])  same as x = s[i]; del s[i]; return x
  i defaults to last element  
s.reverse()  reverse the items of s in place  
s.sort([cmpFunc])  sort the items of s in place (s will change), 
  can specify the compare function
  to make sense, items …

What is the error message you get?

The Python interactive shell is there to quickly test an few lines of Python code. You cannot save or load any code, for that you need to use an editor, or better one of the many IDE programs.

China's central bank just announced that its foreign-exchange reserves rose to a record $1.905 trillion. Compare that to a US debt of $11.4 trillion. How is your country doing?

All you need to do is to get rich enough and the taxes will disappear or at least fade away.

sorry.
i googled 'help me.'
and it sent me here
sorry to trouble you
kat

May God bless you and give you salvation!
Got to your nearest church and ask the pastor to help you!

If there is no church near you visit:
http://www.godhelpmeplease.com/

"Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer."
~~~ quoted by Will Rogers

Heard from a Conservative friend this morning:
"McCain could have won the debate. Joe the plumber worked well for him the first few times, but after mentioning him the 20th time, this advantage flushed away!"

Three nuns decided to quit the convent so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?"

The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?"

The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent.

The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water."

The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said sheepishly, "I urinated in the holy water!"

God bless you Mister Aia!

However, what does Obama have to do with an anti abortion video from 2000?

Joe the plumber is a hero?
McCain mentioned him 22 times in last night's debate, but what is the poor man's real name:
McCain called him Joe Wurzelburger and the legacy media calls him Joe Wurzelbacher.

According to McCain Palin's son suffers from autism, but the the legacy media reports it as Down's Syndrome.

The American Enterprise Institute is nothing but a propaganda arm of the Republican party.

I am sure most of this stuff comes from them:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=188473&title=10,000-mccainiacs

A young Republican businessman had just started his own firm, and was sitting in his brand new beautiful office.

He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear a real hot shot, he picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working, throwing huge Dollar numbers around.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I have come to activate your phone lines."

Of course these extra taxes on the oil companies were than passed on to the consumer in the lower 48 states as higher petrol/gas price at the pump.

A good video showing Tony Blair and Gordon Brown in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VaP1HB7Vew

Yeah, great find Dude!

The most time you will have to spend in your life is with yourself...So make yourself as interesting as possible....

Good one Shanti Chepuru!

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.