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Pope John Paul is not gay.

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4295

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You get Megan Fox's undies

I put in a blue banana

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My dream -_-

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I was raped by my boss. -_-

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Created is the past tense of create.

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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party.
Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after …

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Exist starts with letter E.

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1*4291

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you get an extra finger on your forehead

i put on mr. bean

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Let's create a story out of our wildest imaginations. I'll start it out then you continue. The rules... The last poster should have a hanging ending of his line so that the next poster can continue. Here we go.

Once upon a time, there lived a mighty prince who loves to eat donuts and pizza at the same time. He is strong and swift but stands 5 feet tall. He lives in a far away land where dolphins talk and donkeys eat meat. His name is...

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you get a naked 90 year old fagot, i put in one big red elephant with butterfly wings

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Who do you want to make love with?

1) Pyslocke
2) Jean Grey

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He only needs one uranium rod, Saturnino. (Saturnino is a name).

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-508 *flap flap flap*

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Told is the past tense of tell.

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4284 *yawn*

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bag
rat
brat

active

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laid

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Tonight is the night of all nights...Good night.

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Cheese ramen.

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This is very helpful.

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Firefox is much better. Security wise, speed, set-up.

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Good way to lose weight.

NASTY!

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I wish I was eating Megan Fox.

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My headache X_x

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Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

Since:

Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:

The less you know, the more you make.

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Ketchup...I'm out of food...Y_Y

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Impossible is nothing.

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Years ago we used to have Fondue parties, where we simmered a slice of raw beef on a skewer in boiling hot oil inside a Fondue pot. That all went well with plenty of freshly baked bread and wine. I think I still have that Fondue pot somewhere in the garage.

I want to taste that thing you said. =p~~~. What exactly is the name of that thing? Fried beef?

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A dish of good vanilla ice cream with a pour of Kahlua. It is not always easy to find a real tasty vanilla IC.

*drool* =p~

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I mean the pure beef thing...freshly marinated then fried...like you do with the chicken...or fish...bwaha...maybe i'm just hungry...@_@

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instant noodles again...-_-

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As long as the researchers are eager to find the cure, there will be. If they keep pushing the limits, that would be a very good sign. Like we do in developing systems. We consider different possibilities and different solutions to a certain problem. And as that problem evolves, we see different options (a lot of it) some of it, we just ignore. As long as they have lots and lots of resources, who knows? They might be able to create anti body that could maintain balance in the patient's system and could somehow cure the disease, virus, doobeedoobeedoo, blah blah blahs... whatever you'd want to call that. :)

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The Flash looks out his window and sees Wonder Woman naked, sunbathing with her legs wide open. The Flash had always fancied Wonder Woman and sees this as his opportunity. With his super speed, he figured he could bang her in less than a second and she wouldn’t even realize it. So he decides to go for it…whoosh! Bam! Bam! Bam! After a second, the flash swoops away with an evil grin on his face. Wonder Woman asks Invisible Man who is on top of her, already banging her, “What was that, honey?” “I don’t know”, Invisible Man replied, “but my ass sure hurts!”

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Why did you show it to your boss :) now he will not allow you to hang around daniweb.

He's fine with that (He's a result oriented kinda boss). He would not mind if I lurk around daniweb, as long as I meet the dead line. And besides, I got a lot of help here.

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Is there such thing as fried beef?

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Well as much as I believe in peaceful resolutions, I wouldn't kill him, but lock him away in a time-released chamber of something...

Together with Larry Bird and Magic Johnson. :D

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I think you need some therapy.

Hahaha. I'm having lots of it right now. @_@

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Instant noodles...-_-

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My boss saw it and he was like..."that was naasstyy..."

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*eyes rolling* doobeedoobeedoo lalalala...

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Kill Michael Jordan and see what will happen to the Chicago Bulls without him.

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mixed veggies

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Fund a research to cure AIDS...