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caperjack 875 I hate 20 Questions Team Colleague · Answer 1 · 2012-12-22T22:10:23+00:00

off topic i know ,this will be my last off topic post

i don't even own a gun ,haven't hunted since about 1972,didn't need any more than a hunting licens then ,no i need to take a course/have gun registered ,ect ect ,wouldn't take much just don't bother
,Canada is not as safe as it once was ,but still not bad , drug dealer just got busted the other day with a AK-47 assult and 40lbs of marajuna ,2 lbs of coke ,20000 crazy pills ,ect ect,i live in rural area,on the isle of cape breton nova scotia , the population of the whold islast is only 130 thousand ,
http://www.capebretonpost.com/News/Local/2012-12-19/article-3144043/%26lsquoThe-public-should-be-quite-alarmed%26rsquo/1

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2012-12-23T01:15:36+00:00

i live in rural area,on the isle of cape breton nova scotia

We drove there on our honeymoon in 1982. Beautiful place.

caperjack 875 I hate 20 Questions Team Colleague · Answer 3 · 2012-12-23T02:08:02+00:00

yes it is rev, my wife and i go for aq drive every sunday ,and still haven't seen it all ,and i have lived here for the most part,[excpt for 2 yrs in the late 70 ,in alberta ] ever since i was born almost 60 yrs ago .

Lardmeister 461 Posting Virtuoso · Answer 4 · 2012-12-24T03:32:00+00:00

Lardmeister 461 Posting Virtuoso

11 Years Ago

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2012-12-24T04:40:16+00:00

Reverend Jim 4,966 Hi, I'm Jim, one of DaniWeb's moderators.

11 Years Ago

What a coincidence. I used to work for a pregnant goldfish.

Edited 11 Years Ago by Reverend Jim

diafol · Answer 6 · 2012-12-24T13:30:37+00:00

We used to (erroneously) swap the 'i' in twit for an 'a'. AFAIK, neither is a pregnant goldfish, but the latter may be a better term for some bosses. :)

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2012-12-24T21:44:10+00:00

Reverend Jim 4,966 Hi, I'm Jim, one of DaniWeb's moderators.

11 Years Ago

I like your way better.

woooee 814 Nearly a Posting Maven · Answer 8 · 2012-12-28T16:59:39+00:00

The next "end of the world"

The “Prophet Gabriel” supposedly told the Sword of God Brotherhood that the “dying time” will come in 2017.

September 28th, 2020. George Madray predicted that on this date a Yom Kippur Parousia will take place in 2020 = End of the world.

The Year 4,500,000,000 AD is when the sun is predicted to burn up. The sun will swell into a red giant star.

woooee 814 Nearly a Posting Maven · Answer 9 · 2012-12-31T00:59:47+00:00

The Air Force has spent more than $1 million to help develop a small and versatile robot dragonfly. But in a move to raise funds for the Dragonfly, the developers are offering the public the chance to own their own flying robot Dragonfly for $119. http://www.indiegogo.com/robotdragonfly

“This means you can do amazing aerial photography, spy on people, secure your house or use it as the next-gen gaming platform,” says Emanuel Jones, co-founder of TechJect, in a promotional video for the project on the Indiegogo website.

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 10 · 2012-12-31T03:52:47+00:00

The average football player dies at the age of 57.

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 11 · 2012-12-31T03:53:23+00:00

Being a surgeon/doctor is the highest paying career in America for 2012

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2012-12-31T13:03:06+00:00

Reverend Jim 4,966 Hi, I'm Jim, one of DaniWeb's moderators.

11 Years Ago

Unless you count hedge-fund manager as a career.

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 13 · 2012-12-31T20:19:00+00:00

Well by average people who are surgeon/doctors make more... what are the odds of your neighbor being a hedge fund manager who took a 3.8 billion dollar check... :)

I heard that the top 25 took in over 22 billion dollars...

ZZucker 342 Practically a Master Poster · Answer 14 · 2012-12-31T21:13:06+00:00

The lowest paying jobs in the USA are amongst
food preparation and serving workers (including fast food)

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 15 · 2013-01-01T00:27:34+00:00

The lowest paying degrees are English, History, and serivce working

vegaseat 1,735 DaniWeb's Hypocrite Team Colleague · Answer 16 · 2013-01-03T16:23:07+00:00

According to the Forbes 2012 survey, the happiest job is that of a software quality assurance engineer.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2013-01-04T03:38:20+00:00

Probably because they don't have to create anything. All they have to do is criticize the work of others. Sort of like film critics who seem to feel as if they are failing at their jobs if they don't have something negative to say.

But I'm not bitter.

I had to deal with the QA people at the office who had no idea how to do what my group did but still managed to form completely uneducated opinions about how we should be doing it.

Ene Uran 638 Posting Virtuoso · Answer 18 · 2013-01-04T15:23:18+00:00

According to the 2012 Gallup pole the five most popular women are:
Hillary Clinton
Michelle Obama
Oprah Winfrey
Condoleezza Rice
Sarah Palin

I guess girls in swimsuits don't make it.

diafol · Answer 19 · 2013-01-04T16:40:46+00:00

I bet some of them look quite nice in swimsuits :) Note I said 'some'.

Anyway, was that 'popular' or 'most admired'? And your use of 'pole', conjures up some really naughty thoughts.

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 20 · 2013-01-04T18:34:30+00:00

You should have used poll rather pole... so i agree with Diafol :)

Obama is the most powerful man in the world, as of right now.

diafol · Answer 21 · 2013-01-04T19:44:48+00:00

Le président des États-Unis d'Amérique is always the most powerful man in the world. That's not always a comforting thought to us non-Americans though. :)

caperjack 875 I hate 20 Questions Team Colleague · Answer 22 · 2013-01-04T21:54:31+00:00

Obama is the most powerful man in the world, as of right now.

only because his **Big Red Button ** is bigger than everyone elses .lol

diafol · Answer 23 · 2013-01-04T22:45:17+00:00

Wait 'till the backlash against the Democrats after Obama's 2nd term. Then the world will have another prize imbecile. A birdbrain in the hand is worth 2 Bushes.

Gun-crazy, fundamentalist Christian, White Supremecist, Global Warming-denying, Creationist numbnuts. Can't wait.

LastMitch · Answer 24 · 2013-01-04T23:45:32+00:00

Obama is the most powerful man in the world, as of right now.

You know every year changes right?

only because his **Big Red Button ** is bigger than everyone elses .lol

I think I finally got your joke. You mean this button:

score 0 · Answer 25 · 2013-01-05T01:05:23+00:00

I'm hoping Obama grows a pair soon. With the GOP steadily morphing into the Monster Raving Looney Party and their base (older heterosexual white male Christians) shrinking daily, I expect the Republicans (as they are now) will have even less influence in four years (barring further electoral fraud). Has anyone noticed that all of the states that have "threatened" to secede are red states that get back more in federal aid than they pay in taxes? Seems kind of ironic considering the GOP is against entitlements (except for the rich and corporations).

diafol · Answer 26 · 2013-01-05T01:41:18+00:00

Had to look up GOP :)
Quick look at petition sigs to secede vs population:

Texas (100000 sigs vs population 26m), Louisiana, Florida, North Carolina, Alabama, Georgia and Tennessee (30000 sigs each, vs populations 4m - 18m). I reckon they'll need a few more somehow.

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 27 · 2013-01-05T01:51:44+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

11 Years Ago

Ralph lauren's real name is Ralph Lifshitz

woooee 814 Nearly a Posting Maven · Answer 28 · 2013-01-05T01:58:47+00:00

Spaghetti is the plural form of the word spaghetto, an Italian word which means "thin string" or "twine".

LastMitch · Answer 29 · 2013-01-05T02:33:21+00:00

I'm hoping Obama grows a pair soon. With the GOP steadily morphing into the Monster Raving Looney Party and their base (older heterosexual white male Christians) shrinking daily, I expect the Republicans (as they are now) will have even less influence in four years (barring further electoral fraud). Has anyone noticed that all of the states that have "threatened" to secede are red states that get back more in federal aid than they pay in taxes? Seems kind of ironic considering the GOP is against entitlements (except for the rich and corporations).

I mean 4 more years, that's the reality now. I can't or anyone can do anything about it.

Obama is the Prez as Romney is the Marriott.

Let see who will make more money the next 4 years.

score 0 · Answer 30 · 2013-01-05T19:46:23+00:00

@diafol - I realize the petition numbers are small (even if you include Chuck Norris) but it is interesting that they are all in financially have-not states.