There is an elephant on the loo! - Page 9

[vegaseat]

Right handed people tend to scratch with their left hand.

[Lardmeister]

On average car alarms cause more public disturbances than prevent individual crimes.

[venomlash]

On average car alarms cause more public disturbances than prevent individual crimes.

No duh...
President Garfield could read a letter in English and simultaneously write two copies in two other languages, one with each hand. Why can't our President today do that?

[Lardmeister]

Our present president has his lawyers read and write the letters for him at taxpayers expense, so he can go and do ranching things like fishing and biking.

Another elephant:
Each US household owns on average of four remote controls, but only two can be found at any given moment.

[sittas87]

There is no egg in eggplant.

An alarm goes off by going on.

When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

Thats a good one

[sittas87]

You cannot lick your elbows

Computer speaks:hey you stop trying to lick your elbows
lol

[venomlash]

Sarcophagus and carnivore mean the same thing: flesh eater. One is Greek and the other is Latin

[Lardmeister]

Hawaii has less than 1 percent of the United States' population, but eats more than 27 percent of its spam.

[Suhacini]

You cant write 6 with one hand and 9 with other hand at the same time.

[Ene Uran]

21 US states allow first cousins to marry.

[selfhelpebooks]

Haha.. very funny title!
Interesting facts & tidbits.
So much to know out there. :P

[bumsfeld]

Although the brain accounts for less than 2% of one person's weight, it consumes 20% of the body's energy.

Moral: "Don't waste this energy!

[linux]

You cant write 6 with one hand and 9 with other hand at the same time.

That's a lie. I just did. Try it, it's actually not hard at all.

[Suhacini]

:) so you tried it...Good.

Here is next one to try

You cant touch your nose with your tounge

[GrimJack]

Haha.. very funny title!
Interesting facts & tidbits.
So much to know out there. :P

And so much of it is Bull Pucky - use this thread at your own risk.

Please - no gambling
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball
"Still legal in 16 states. It's happy. It's fun. It's Happy Fun Ball."
# Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
# Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
# Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
# Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

[Bob_180_Bob]

The letters 'a', 'b', 'c', and 'd' do not appear in the English spelling of numbers 1 to 99.

Should that read "The letters 'a', 'b', 'c' or 'd' do not appear in .......

[Bob_180_Bob]

In China a woman gives birth every 2 seconds.

Can they not find her and give her birth control??

[jasimp]

You cant touch your nose with your tounge

Been doing it since I was seven ;)

[Suhacini]

Really...? But many of them cant...

[Nick Evan]

Here are some guys who can touch their nose with their lowerlip http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817004

[sittas87]

alot of this stuff is becoming bull

[bumsfeld]

alot of this stuff is becoming bull

Your opinion, not mine! My advice, don't read it, it's that simple!

The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic.

[Lardmeister]

And so much of it is Bull Pucky - use this thread at your own risk.
...

Shouldn't that be Elephant Pucky? He is sitting on the loo already.

The other line moves faster.
Switching lines makes the line you leave the other line.
Switching back messes up both lines and makes everyone mad.

[sittas87]

Your opinion, not mine! My advice, don't read it, it's that simple!

The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic.

thanks for the advice

[Bob_180_Bob]

Your opinion, not mine! My advice, don't read it, it's that simple!

The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic.

The Olympic was setup as the Titanic and it was the Oylmpic that sank on what was supposed to be the Titanic's maden voyage. The Titanic (as the Olympic) continued service for 25 years after the sinking of the "Titanic", or was it the Olympic as the Titanic or the Titanic as the Olympic acting as the Titanic which was posing as the titanic but was the Olympic posing as the Titanic, or something like that!!!

Bob

I am a mountain man and I love mounting women!!!

[Bob_180_Bob]

And so much of it is Bull Pucky - use this thread at your own risk.
...

Shouldn't that be Elephant Pucky? He is sitting on the loo already.

The other line moves faster.
Switching lines makes the line you leave the other line.
Switching back messes up both lines and makes everyone mad.

The grass is always greener on the other side so this would apply to grass as well??

Bob

i am a mountain man and I love mounting women!!!

[GrimJack]

In the equatorial regions of Earth, 90% of the nutrients are on or above the ground.
Around 55 degs (north or south) 90% of the nutrients are below ground.

(winter causes biological activity to cease so that the nutrients can build up in the soil)

[GrimJack]

And so much of it is Bull Pucky - use this thread at your own risk.
...
i am mountin' men !!!

Modified to remind you to keep it clean.

[Bob_180_Bob]

100% of divorces started with marriage.

I have never been wrong, I once thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.

[Bob_180_Bob]

I have stopped using pepper!!

Official FDA guidelines allow whole pepper to be sold with up to 1 percent of the volume made up of rodent droppings.

I have never been wrong, once, I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.