Everybody tells me that Republicans don't have a sense of humor. If you are a Republican, here is your chance to disprove this offending assumption.
I am a Republican, and I can't think of anything related to humor, but I am working on it.
1. Sign: DEMOC RAT EXTERMINATORS 2. Why is it that Democrats throw most of the stuff found along the road out of car windows? 3. A man is drowning 50 feet from shore. A Republican throws a 40 foot rope, and requires the drowning man to swim 10 feet. A … Read More
[QUOTE=GrimJack;687965]$ telnet barackobama.com 443 Trying 220.127.116.11... Connected to barackobama.com. Escape character is '^]'. Connection closed by foreign host. $ telnet johnmccain.com 443 Trying 18.104.22.168... Connected to johnmccain.com. Escape character is '^]'. Connection closed by a real American.[/QUOTE] I did not think I would have to explain this to anyone on … Read More
On television today a Democratic operative pointed out that when Obama holds a rally 25-30,000 people show up, whereas when McCain holds one he only draws 10-15,000. The Republican spokesman replied, That's because McCain's supporters are at work. Read More