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|My other computer is a CRAY|

scru commented: Heh +3

I make mistakes faster than humans!

< DANIWEB >

4GHz of pure insubordination.

More operating systems than you've had hot dinners.

Bad or missing mouse driver.
Spank the cat [Y/N]?

Over 80 Gazillion Megabytes Served

Every bug you find is the last one.

[I think I can .. I think I can .. I think I can ..]

Oxymoron: Microsoft Works

I run Linux. Not for the faint of heart.

A much improved model is being shipped now!

Keyboard not detect!
Press F1 to continue

definately this........

oops just realised as I posted this that I am in the wrong threa - thought this was car bumper stickers! (guess I should learn to read). Oh well its still funny anyway!

When encryption is outlawed, only outlaws will have encryption

Good thoughts in
Garbage out!

Requires Friendly User

GUIs? We don't need no stinkin' GUIs!

Insert Cup and Press Any Key

Insert Cup and Press Any Key

Do you still use the Coca Cola Cup Holder program?

Do you still use the Coca Cola Cup Holder program?

No, the Coca Cola Cup does not fit into that CD drawer that pops out.

Debug only empty files

By the time you finish reading this, I will be obso%&l%&e%&t%&e

Please consult the manual to find out what is broken today.

C++ no work, i do basic only, sry

Press Ctrl-Alt-F4-Delete to access the Help file (Borrowing from Scott Adams on that one.)

Other computers need viruses in order to not work. I don't.

CAUTION: Computers may be hazardous to your social life.

To compile, say: "By the power of MegaMan!!!"

my OS was written by an infinite number of monkeys working on crappy computers just like me

What boots up must come down

(windows of course)

I am roadkill on the information superhighway

728 segfaults later...