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I make mistakes faster than humans!

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4GHz of pure insubordination.

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More operating systems than you've had hot dinners.

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Bad or missing mouse driver.
Spank the cat [Y/N]?

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Over 80 Gazillion Megabytes Served

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Every bug you find is the last one.

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[I think I can .. I think I can .. I think I can ..]

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Oxymoron: Microsoft Works

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I run Linux. Not for the faint of heart.

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A much improved model is being shipped now!

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Keyboard not detect!
Press F1 to continue

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Hamsters Inside!

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definately this........

oops just realised as I posted this that I am in the wrong threa - thought this was car bumper stickers! (guess I should learn to read). Oh well its still funny anyway!

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"Where is the ANY key?"

<razz>

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When encryption is outlawed, only outlaws will have encryption

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Adult Material Inside!

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Good thoughts in
Garbage out!

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Requires Friendly User

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GUIs? We don't need no stinkin' GUIs!

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Insert Cup and Press Any Key

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Insert Cup and Press Any Key

Do you still use the Coca Cola Cup Holder program?

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Do you still use the Coca Cola Cup Holder program?

No, the Coca Cola Cup does not fit into that CD drawer that pops out.

Debug only empty files

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By the time you finish reading this, I will be obso%&l%&e%&t%&e

Please consult the manual to find out what is broken today.

C++ no work, i do basic only, sry

Press Ctrl-Alt-F4-Delete to access the Help file (Borrowing from Scott Adams on that one.)

Other computers need viruses in order to not work. I don't.

CAUTION: Computers may be hazardous to your social life.

To compile, say: "By the power of MegaMan!!!"

my OS was written by an infinite number of monkeys working on crappy computers just like me

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What boots up must come down

(windows of course)

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I am roadkill on the information superhighway

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728 segfaults later...

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Stupid Outside

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