Why do people feel that organic vegetables, fertilized with animal dung, are so much healthier?

Lots of us know it as a Jesus Phone (iPhone), but in Ireland do they know it as a BejasusPhone?

Wouldn't it be great if people could get to live suddenly as often as they die suddenly?

If 7 out of 8 people suffer from Diarrhea, does that mean mean 1 out of every 8 enjoy it?

Why are there locks on 7 11 convenience stores if it is supposed to be open 24/7 ?

What do you call an infant llama?

If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime?

Are you stupid?

_____ I am stupid.

Put "Yes" or "No" in the above blank to answer :D.

Are you stupid?

_____ I am stupid.

Put "Yes" or "No" in the above blank to answer :D.

Not that stupid....:icon_eek:

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Because the correct grammar is: a bra (singular) and a PAIR (plural) of panties. Note that pants/trousers are also plural for the same reason, a pair. Don't ask why a pair, that I don''t know.

a few questions:

does a tree falling in a deserted forest still make a noise as it hits the ground?

can you have a one handed clap? If so, what sound does it make?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted and musicians denoted?

Does it then follow that politicians can be outlawed, or fruit farmers impeached?

Is it true that the key to happiness is a bad memory?

Is the opposite if a memory a forgettery?

commented: Very good! +1

Is the zebra considered black or white?

More importantly, what did the zebra do to earn his stripes?

*Ignores the above question.

... How about a riddle? (its a question too):

If you take some away, the whole remains. If you take the whole away, still some remains.

Can you tell what is that?

Are European after drinking a lot of beer?

The zebra is considered black (pigmented) with white (unpigmented) stripes.

If you had a lever long enough, could you really move the world?

Why do people feel that organic vegetables, fertilized with animal dung, are so much healthier?

Why do people who eat vegetables fertilized with heavy metals are as healthy as animal dung??

600 companies from 44 different states sent 270 million pounds of toxic waste to farms and fertilizer companies across the country. The steel industry provided 30% of this waste. Used for its high levels of zinc, which is an essential nutrient for plant growth, steel industry wastes can include lead, arsenic, cadmium, chromium, nickel and dioxin, among other toxic substances. (1)

If you had a lever long enough, could you really move the world?

Nah! you need a fulcrum for a lever to work -- hmm, maybe you could use the moon as the .... Nope, the moon would just move out of the way.

Hey! If you had a lever 1 light year long and you pushed on one end - how long would it take the other end to move?

Are all the people who have contributed to this thread sane enough for another one? ;-)

Will Homeland Security put Barack Obama on the passenger terrorist list because he visited Afghanistan?

Will Homeland Security put Barack Obama on the passenger terrorist list because he visited Afghanistan?

Don't forget his middle name is Hussein - he should get on the list twice!

- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

Or do you wander around naked?

- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

Maybe, the clothes could be meaningless. We can keep an anthropormophic state or not.

- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

Do you think those clothes will last for an eternity?

Do you think your body will last for eternity?

Mayhave already been done - but too long a list to check....

1. What is another word for Thesaurus ?
2. Why is there only 1 Monopolies commission
and
3. What did the guy who invented the drawing board go back to - when the first version was wrong

Phil

Questions asked at the Grand Canyon National Park:

Did people build this, or did the Indians?
Where are the park exits?
Is the mule train air conditioned?
So where are the faces of the presidents?
How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?

Are all the people who have contributed to this thread sane enough for another one? ;-)

There are so many questions in that question but sure, it might be a good time to start again.