You get the latest issue of UK NetGuide

I put in a mr T poster

you get a pokemon plushie thing

i put in a fruit smoothy

You get the fruit all "jam" med up

I put in a Java Applet.

you get jazzy apples

i put in my old phone

you get a "thanks for not polluting the environment by throwing this away" note

I put in a pile of dust

You get recycled toiletpaper

I put in 872 sheets of paper.

You get all the sheets back to you with "hey dont spam" printed on it ;)

I put in Miss Dani's Laptop

you get an angry miss dani lol


i put in an mac powerbook

You get an Powerbook that caught fire because of an bad battery!

I put in my landmower

You get your hair shaved off

I put in a box of matchsticks.

You get an Vending machine who is on fire (at least, I assume matchsticks are matches, wiktionary didn't knew it so I just guessed :/)

I put in an pair of light blue socks

I wear it for my interview

I put in lot of polythene bags.

you get the job

i put in a board of executives

The Executive's get send back to elementary by the Vending machine

I put in an paint bucket

You get a really expensive painting

I put in a flower.

you get a hippy van with `go flower power` on the side

i put in smokey the bear

YOu get Yogi Bear

I put in Font generator

U get Font generator

I put in a T-shirt

You get a round neck T shirt ;)

I put in a Text editor.

You get Microsoft Office Suite

I put in the Linux penguine

You get a Macintosh apple

I put in digital pen

you get digital paper

i put in a fruit basket

You get a fruit jam

I put in all the geeks of the Geek Lounge :D

you get a full house

i put in a bingo card

YOu get pinged by a hacker

I put in a dictionary

you get the definition of your favorite word

i put in a bottle of absinthe

You get a moderator who doesnt understand what absinthe is ;) I put in a Torque game engine

You get yourself an game which could have been better if you would have used the Irrlight engine (just lol, I haven't studied either of them)

I put in an laser-pointer

Even you get a better game coz i have made game in Irrlicht :D

I put in some Transistors.

you get a transistor radio

i put in my boss's chair

(absinthe is a type of alcoholic drink with a stupidly high alcohol content [typically 85%], its rumored that it was absinthe among other things that led to van Gogh cutting his own ear off, http://www.thedrinkshop.com/products/productlist.php?catid=49 )

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