Wow, just when we thought we had seen it all, we are shown new ways (thanks to some of our elite newbies) on "How to not post a question on a Forum !!!"
Looking at this post I bet even Eric Raymond will shred the entire hard disk on which the essay "How to ask questions the smart way?" is stored.
You know what... I can read your mind even while you are offline and exactly know which protocol you want to simulate on what networks and what your assumptions/restrictions are.....But I simply DO NOT want to to help.