I'm hideous and ugly, don't mind me, just keep walking.
I belong to a self help group, but no one will help me get there, so I've never been.
My name is Cannon, and I run loose.
I'm either gently typing on my computer, caressing its hot-keys, or have it poised in my right hand, ready to pitch it back to China.
I have a healthy relationship with this beast, it's not difficult, the world is mine to discover via Wi-Fi
I haven't named it yet, maybe Toshi for short?
I love shortcuts.
I love cold cuts.
