I'm hideous and ugly, don't mind me, just keep walking.

I belong to a self help group, but no one will help me get there, so I've never been.

My name is Cannon, and I run loose.

I'm either gently typing on my computer, caressing its hot-keys, or have it poised in my right hand, ready to pitch it back to China.

I have a healthy relationship with this beast, it's not difficult, the world is mine to discover via Wi-Fi

I haven't named it yet, maybe Toshi for short?

I love shortcuts.

I love cold cuts.

Isn't the term "self-help group" in itself contradictory?

Good rhymes and lyrics.....lets hope for best code combinations too