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If the mission is tough we will achieve it.If the mission is impossible it will take some time.

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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Courtesy of Diana Jordan

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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstein

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Since it is the time of the year again when many US citizens slave over their complicated tax forms:

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein

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Another quote from dear Albert:

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
... Albert Einstein

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
-- from the expert of the English language George Carlin

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Gee vegaseat, you must like old Albert!

There is hope for the math challenged:

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein

Ouch:

How can I believe in God, when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Allen

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"cuando sueño contigo no hablo, sino que canto en sueños". is one of my favorite quote.

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"cuando sueño contigo no hablo, sino que canto en sueños". is one of my favorite quote.

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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill

The version I've always heard goes something like this:
(Participants: LA = Lady Astor, WC = Churchill)

LA: Winston, you're drunk.
WC: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober.


And another one listed on her ladyship's wikipedia page:

And in another similar instance with Winston Churchil in his fabled tangle with Lady Astor, who'd allegedly said she'd probably sleep with him for a £1 million.

When Winston suggested £10, Astor snorted: "What kind of woman do you think I am?"

To which Winston is said to have replied: "We've established what you are; now we're just haggling over the price."

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office.
-- Robert Frost

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I love Thanksgiving turkey ... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Quoted by Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact.
Quoted by Lyndon B. Johnson

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People react to fear, not love; they don't teach that in Sunday School, but it's true.
-- Richard M. Nixon

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Black holes are places where god divided by zero.
by Steven Wright


I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
by Arthur C. Clarke

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I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein

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I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein

Ah, another nice quote from good old Albert!

To educate a person in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.
-- Theodore Roosevelt

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