Learn chinese in 5 minutes!

[William Hemsworth]

A friend of mine just sent me this, I found it very funny! :icon_lol:
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/learnchinese.jpg

[Ene Uran]

Chinese Translations (if you are Chinese don't read this):
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Gai

[Paul Thompson]

How about this
Where are the nearest Toilets - Ahi Nai Ta Pai

[Lardmeister]

That's really not real Chinese, isn't it?

[~s.o.s~]

> That's really not real Chinese, isn't it?
Wrong use of question tag methinks. ;-)

Oh, and yes, it really isn't Chinese, just using some random language for familiar English words.

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting? - How long waiting
I got this for free - Ai No Pei - I no pay
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni - I bang my knee
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao? - Why go now?
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum - Have they come
He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai - One fat guy
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim? - Why so dim?
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao - Come here now
Stupid Man - Dum Gai - Dumb guy