How big is it? :-/;)

I don't see why anybody would want a 'Slippery, Slimy, and Occasionally Erect' remote :X
You really do get some pointless things nowadays. Reminds me of this list I found a long while back. [link]

commented: Nice list !!! +2

Well one advantage of that remote as I see is that channels wont be changed much often... Who would want to touch a slimy remote again and again...;) and ya nice list of ten things we could do without William Hemsworth.

About as practical as a Hummer. For those of us who throw their remote at the TV during a bad program or a losing sports game, this one will bounce right back!