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Lieutanant Dan!

Hello, Forrest.

You got new legs. New legs!

Yeah, I got new legs. Custom-made titanium ... what they use on the space shuttle.

Magic legs!

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Genius. Pure f***ing genius.
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Sir, why are you running?

Why are you running?

Are you doing this for world peace?

Are you doing this for women's right?

Or for the environment?

Or for animals?

Or for nuclear arms?

They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no particular reason.

Why are you doing this?

I just felt like running.

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Hahahah I'll give you a hint. They're from a famous book which was also made into a movie. Hope that narrows it down for ya :P

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Hahahah I'll give you a hint. They're from a famous book which was also made into a movie. Hope that narrows it down for ya :P

Yes, but why are you randomly spouting Forrest Gump lines?

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Anyways, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. Dey's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich ... dat ... dat's about it.

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