Yo mama - Page 2

[HoverportMedia]

Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.

[<M/>]

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

[HoverportMedia]

For those Dragonball Z fans out there...

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

[mike_2000_17]

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to a Star Wars convention in a "Slave Leia" costume, she won the price for best Jabba the Hutt costume.

[<M/>]

Yo momma is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

[HoverportMedia]

If we were to code yo momma in a C++ function she would look like this: double momma (double fat){ momma(fat);return momma;}; //yo momma is recursively fat.

[<M/>]

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own moons.

[cproger]

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy... she got stuck

[<M/>]

yo momma is so dumb, she took a spoon to the super bowl

[HoverportMedia]

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.

[cproger]

Yo mama is so fat she died. The End! :)

[<M/>]

yo momma is so old, the big bang blinded her

[HoverportMedia]

Yo mama's so fat that she expresses her weight in scientific notation.

Yo momma is so poor she used to make her own candy from the dried snot under the table.

[<M/>]

yo momma is so old, her first car was a t-rex.

[Ancient Dragon]

It's nice to see all you people love your mothers so much.

[<M/>]

It's nice to see all you people love your mothers so much.

lol ;D

It's nice to see all you people love your mothers so much.

oh my goodness. I usually avoid posting on here but can't help it because it was so funny & sarcastic. =)

Yo Mamma's so friendly, they sent a football team through her

[cproger]

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

[DeanMSands3]

You can't beat the classics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAy4zULKFDU

[<M/>]

yo momma is so fat, she keeps the earth in orbit.

[mike_2000_17]

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes near the ocean, the tide rises.

[<M/>]

yo momma is so ugly, she turned medusa into stone

[HoverportMedia]

The derivative of your mom is strictly positive.

[<M/>]

yo momma is so smelly, if she is on tv, you can still smell her.

[Ancient Dragon]

If yo momma was so smelly yo daddy must have been awful drunk when yo were conceived :P)

[HoverportMedia]

Yo mama so stupid she thought the harlem shake was a drink.

[cproger]

Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit

[<M/>]

yo momma is so ugly that when she was born her mother said, "what a treasure" and her dad said, "yeah, lets bury it".