Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

For those Dragonball Z fans out there...

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to a Star Wars convention in a "Slave Leia" costume, she won the price for best Jabba the Hutt costume.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

If we were to code yo momma in a C++ function she would look like this: double momma (double fat){ momma(fat);return momma;}; //yo momma is recursively fat.

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own moons.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy... she got stuck

yo momma is so dumb, she took a spoon to the super bowl

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.

commented: haha +0

Yo mama is so fat she died. The End! :)

yo momma is so old, the big bang blinded her

Yo mama's so fat that she expresses her weight in scientific notation.

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diafol

Yo momma is so poor she used to make her own candy from the dried snot under the table.

commented: Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!! :D +0

yo momma is so old, her first car was a t-rex.

It's nice to see all you people love your mothers so much.

commented: ROFL +0

It's nice to see all you people love your mothers so much.

lol ;D

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LastMitch

It's nice to see all you people love your mothers so much.

oh my goodness. I usually avoid posting on here but can't help it because it was so funny & sarcastic. =)

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diafol

Yo Mamma's so friendly, they sent a football team through her

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

yo momma is so fat, she keeps the earth in orbit.

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes near the ocean, the tide rises.

yo momma is so ugly, she turned medusa into stone

yo momma is so smelly, if she is on tv, you can still smell her.

If yo momma was so smelly yo daddy must have been awful drunk when yo were conceived :P)

Yo mama so stupid she thought the harlem shake was a drink.

Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit

yo momma is so ugly that when she was born her mother said, "what a treasure" and her dad said, "yeah, lets bury it".