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For those Dragonball Z fans out there...

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

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Yo mama is so fat that when she went to a Star Wars convention in a "Slave Leia" costume, she won the price for best Jabba the Hutt costume.

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If we were to code yo momma in a C++ function she would look like this: double momma (double fat){ momma(fat);return momma;}; //yo momma is recursively fat.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy... she got stuck

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Yo momma is so poor she used to make her own candy from the dried snot under the table.

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Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!! :D
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It's nice to see all you people love your mothers so much.

oh my goodness. I usually avoid posting on here but can't help it because it was so funny & sarcastic. =)

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Yo Mamma's so friendly, they sent a football team through her

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Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

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yo momma is so ugly that when she was born her mother said, "what a treasure" and her dad said, "yeah, lets bury it".

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