While I wait for a response, I'm going to spend some time reading fifty shades of grey code.
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Jump to PostI worked with a few programming jokes, but to be fair, they probably thought the same of me.
Jump to PostI get errors when I try to compile this code ...
typedef struct n{int a:3, b:29;struct n*c;}t;t* f();r(){}m(u)t*u;{t*w,*z; z=u->c,q(z),u->b=z->b*10, w=u->c=f(),w->a=1,w->c=z-> c;}t*k;g(u)t*u;{t*z,*v,*p, *x;z=u->c,q(z),u->b=z->b,v =z->c,z->a=2,x=z->c=f(),x ->a=3,x->b=2,p=x->c=f(),p ->c=f(),p->c->a=1,p->c->c= v;}int i;h(u)t*u;{t*z,*v,* w;int c,e;z=u->c,v=z->c,q( v),c=u->b,e=v->b,u->b=z->b ,z->a=3,z->b=c+1,e+9>=c&&( q(z),e=z->b,u->b+=e/c,w=f( ),w->b=e%c,w->c=z->c,u->c= w);}int(*y[4])()={r,m,g,h}; char *sbrk();main(){t*e,*p,*o; o=f(),o->c=o,o->b=1,e=f(), e->a=2,p=e->c=f(),p->b=2, p->c=o,q(e),e=e->c,(void)write (1,"2.",2);for(;;e=e->c){q(e), e->b=write(1,&e->b["0123456789"], 1);}}t*f(){return i||(i=1000, k=(t*)sbrk(i*sizeof(t))),k+--i; }q(p)t*p;(*y[p->a])(p);}
I am using Windows7.
Jump to PostIf you asked me to guess your profession I would have to say engineer. I never knew one who didn't write code like that.
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I come back with 3 bottles of milk.
Mom: Why did you get 3 bottles of milk?
Me: Because they had eggs.
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