Living is sometimes questionable.

Questionable things should be surely questioned.

Questioned about anything and everything possible!

possible occurences are sometimes unexpected.

Unexpected behaviour can be very well expected from me.

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

Jane is plain like the rain in Spain.

Spain. Why don't I live there instead?

Instead of writing about the comparative benefits of the major search engines for Information World Review, I could be out flying a kit in the near 60MPH winds that are blowing in these parts.

Parts of the Geek's Longue have not been cleaned in years.

Years of experience in software development makes Jack a boring man.

Man, it's windy outside.

Outside or inside, you seem to be talking a lot about the weather conditions.

Conditions in the UK recently are certainly worthy of discussion. We get excited when the sun shines.

shines like the stars, guides like the moon in the dark...

Shine my friend, shine like a diamond.

Diamond is quite expensive.

Expensive things for me are more than £30.

£30 is quite an expensive kilo of spuds.

Spuds are what Blud likes...

Likes spuds, does Blud, apparently

Apparently, you have run short of smart comments.

Comments seem to appear sporadically, at best.

Best is that we limit our comments to just comments and not make them flame baits.

baits is a strange word,dont you agree?

Agree on everything I say, or else...

Else I will start making smart comments again.

Again ! Oh, can someone take this mad admin away before he wipes our membership.

Membership of this club is open to everyone except giraffes.

Giraffes are such err.. cute animals.

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