Posts by ZZucker

Lardmeister. :icon_lol:

Now that is a disgusting thing to use against a good member of DaniWeb! I think Lardmeister needs to use my signature to object to that sort of foul underhanded stuff.

Definition of a Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Just nuked a cup of Kraft's instant "Easy Mac" Macaroni and cheese dinner. Not bad!

Check it at kraftfoods.com

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
--> Fred Allen

Cook your hamburger all the way through.
No runny eggs.
Wash your vegetables.
Peel your fruit.

In all those cases it's bacteria, poor sanitary practices, not poisons the corporation put in there!

Why are they wearing wooden shoes in the Netherlands?

The Gamucci Micro Electronic Cigarette
(a rechargeable, electronic, smoke anywhere cigarette) for £49.95 should be the perfect gag gift.

I nice set of very difficult questions!

No wonder I hate golfing!

The first pick-up truck in the world was made by Gottlieb Daimler in 1886.

Maybe Mojave was really XP with a little Apple pizzazz thrown in.

If this is real i feel bad for her!!

http://www.drudge.com/news/111229/most-pathetic-obituary-ever

Well, it didn't exactly say where she would be in her afterlife. Maybe her husband and son were involved in politics!

One day at a local buffet, a man suddenly jumped up and called out, "My son is choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help! Help him!"

A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's balls and squeezed very hard. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?"

"No," replied the man, "I work for the Internal Revenue Service."

He picked Joe Biden.
http://http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/23/biden.democrat.vp.candidate/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Joe is a good man, Catholic too, says it like he sees it!

He was one of the very few Senators that wanted to know what we would do in Iraq once we were there. Nobody from the Bush side could give him an honest answer.

Strange that Georgia thought they could simply attack Osetia. What made the Russians angry was that they used German guns to do it!

It's not that they forgot, it's that 2 digits took up one hell of alot less memory than 4.

It's from a time when people were forced to close things to stop memory leaks because there was that little of it. Not like now, who cares if you loose a few meg / 100 now?

Of course, if a program runs around the clock for weeks on end, then even small leaks add up to real problems!

I love your avatar!

Zetlin, very good story!

Hi
I have made a program that uses a GUI for most of its functions but as soon as i change it to an exe using py2exe all the buttons turn all square and everythin looks like it came from windows 98 rather than XP.

Is there any way to change this so the program keeps its XP styling?

Take a look at:
http://www.daniweb.com/forums/post623822-10.html

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

So, why is China listed as number one when the USA has by far the most medals?

I find it strange that McCain doesn't even know how many houses he owns.

According to my boyfriend the String Theory is simply a unifying mathematical model for all physical phenomenon.

Knowledge of foreign stuff is important!

Guilty, caught red handed!

The truth hurts!

Experience teaches only the teachable folks.

Fettucini with Alfredo sauce. Good cup of Mexican coffee.

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen, whatever you say to them, they translate it into their own language, and forthwith it means something entirely different.

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That is the way geography is taught in our public schools.
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You are giving the educational level of the US public school system too much credit. Of course I went to a Roman Catholic school, and we at least covered parts of Italy.

Too bad the next Olympic games are not in Russia, or we could boycott that again! Maybe we should move the next games to Gruzya.

Ohio is listed as the 17th state in the U.S., but technically it is Number 47. Until August 7, 1953, Congress forgot to vote on a resolution to admit Ohio to the Union.

Now to something really funny:

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.

"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his organ and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"

Can barely wait till the VPs are announced!

John McCain tells us that we are just about to win the Iraq war due to the surge. Is he telling the truth or is it old age delirium?

Looks like the USA is beating all the other countries easily again! We need something to make us feel good!

The typical 50 hp all electric car with very efficient battery and electric motor would spent about $0.30 per mile, if each kwh of electricity costs $0.10.

Not any cheaper than a gasoline powered car. I assume there would be less pollution however, that would be good for a heavily polluted area like LA or Beijing.

We have a lot of wind farms here in California. Is that a good alternative? I assume we can attribute that energy to the sun's fusion energy.

As many of you know, the Ivory bar-soap floats on water, but the floating was a mistake. They had been overmixing the soap formula causing excess air bubbles that made it float. Customers wrote and told them how much they loved that it floated, and it has floated ever since.

Help, I am stuck in LA, but sometimes I feel like I live in Hell, Michigan. Actually, I think that the air is clean there!

The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met you yet.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

In the second approach you should use class1.btn.config(command = self.update)

There are some rather obvious errors in your code. You also need to give attention to the indentation rules:

# there were some errors
# _init_() should have double underlines __init__()
# parent should be None for the class instance

import wx
class centre(wx.Frame):
    def __init__ (self,parent,id,title):
        wx.Frame.__init__(self,parent,id,title)
        
        self.Centre()
        self.Show(True)
        
app=wx.App(0)
parent = None
centre(parent,-1,'Centre')
app.MainLoop()

Let's put some bigotry on the other shoe:

What is the difference between a man and a government bond?
Bonds mature

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted

What does a man consider as a 7 course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are taken and what's left is handicapped

We got plenty of money in Washington. What we need is more priority
-- George W. Bush

Every year the sun burns up 360 million tons of its mass to keep us globally warm.

John McCain at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally:
"Thank you, I thank you all very much for that unique Sturgis welcome! As you may know, not long ago a couple a hundred thousand Berliners made a lot of noise for my opponent. I'll take the roar of 50,000 Harleys any day! Any day, my friend!"

Just a place you can bitch about the different generations. Don't be bashful, spill your opinionated guts!

Here is my analysis:
Oldies Generation ... people born before 1930
Silent Generation ... people born between 1930 and 1945
Baby Boomers ... people born between 1945 and 1961
Generation X ... people born between 1962 and 1976
Generation Y ... people born between 1977 and now

See the picture below for an explanation of Generation Y --->

Yeah, congratulations Snee! I am almost half way there.

Two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit droppings.

The first boys said, ''What is that?''

''They're smart pills,'' said the second boy, ''eat them and they'll make you smarter."

So the first boy ate a couple of them and said, ''These taste like crap.''

''See,'' said the seond boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?

It is no honor to be praised by a fool!