Posts by bumsfeld

John Sidney McCain III might actually be the most honest politician around.

He would never get elected, voters don't want to be told the truth!

I tested it out. After a seven minute shower I weight as much on the way in as I did on the way out after thoroughly toweling off. This means my dirt is in equilibrium with my water absorbtion.

Is this Holland or the USA?

He must be talking about Holland, since he is from there!

In France we keep our illegal Immigrants happy. We just give up, and let them burn our cars and buses.

Lol if people keep posting then i keep posting. I do agree though this thread has gone downhill significantly.

Okay, you will be in charge of the funeral festivities.

Oh yeah, General Fulgencio Batista of Cuba, this gentleman did not have one nasty bone in his body. One real father figure, Hollywood style.

What am I supposed to look at?

Some of us sit in front of the computer in our birthday suits. Then looking down works well, unless you sport a pot belly.

Looking foreward to another dry turkey, yams, pumpkin pie and green tea at my mother's house.

Will the missing scientist please come foreward! Otherwise, let's shoot this thread and give it the befitting finish it deserves.

Let's not forget General Augusto Pinochet Ugarte of Chile, installed by the CIA and a true friend of the United States.

The Shah of Iran's opposition ironically was the "religious right" in Iran.

My goodness Mister Rumsfeld! Let's celebrate then and bring the boys home by the end of the year!!!!

I just read that things are going so good in Iraq, that 3,000 of the US troops can come home by the end of the year. Not quite sure what the other 172,000 troops will be doing? Maybe help to pump the oil.

I still think in the long term China will try to conquer the earth, as they need space for their huge population. They have already started unconventional warfare with poisonous toys, food and vitamins.

Work like a man who is going to live foreever!

I remember it this way:
Celebrate like you would only live one more day!
Postpone your work like you would live forever!

"At least we're not French!" (Motto of Great Britain)

Wait till the cows come home!

Here is your chance to post some silly law you know of.

I found some gems:

The Royal York Hotel in downtown Toronto is required by law to stable your horse.

In England mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day.

In Britain a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself into a policeman's helmet.

Also in Britain it is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down.

In the city of York it is legal to kill a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrows.

In Florida women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer.

Also in Florida it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

It is illegal in San Francisco for a man with a moustache to kiss a woman.

all of them.

I think so. Maybe post it on the internets.

Along the same vain:
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4:00 P.M. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mother's Club. All ladies wishing to become "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The service will …

Piracy on the high seas is still thread to international shipping! Somebody forgot to tell them about Tripoli (1801-1815).

The apple does not fall far from the horse.

I am selling lots of tickets to cloud nine and am running out of toasters.

Quail tastes good with Burgundy!

Maybe one day the French will elect one homourful clown like Bush. Could be the trick to winning wars?

It was not the free toaster's fault!

I am finishing batch of mutton meatballs on noodles with tomato and olive sauce. Also have glass of "Chateau-Thierry" home made pink wine.

The description sounds like its a very nice celebration, but I'm a little werry about the above statement. There's a lot of people in this world that are just plain evil to the bone.

Let the evil people have their own holiday and celebration! I like Diwali a lot better!

I like the scoring in American Football, they will never have a boring 0 to 1 score!

How much do you think any one of those Pakistany nuclear warheads would be worth to typical tin pot dictator?

That's where we have the advantage -- our President doesn't have a lifetime appointment and succession is not based on birth. But I can't say the same for many of our senitors (such as Ted Kennedy) who have been in the Senage for many many years.

So senitor Ted Kennedy is in the Senage, very interesting! I can see a thread to world peace as we know it right there!

... and who the heck thinks that France is one thread to world peace? Maybe we have bad wine year or so? Frenchmen are lovers not warriors! Come foreward and I tickle you to pieces, or make your wife happy for a change!

Actually "Taliban" sounds more honest than "Moral Majority".

... and that is politicians of all flavors!

Wonder what kind of label they attach to a 2000 pound bomb?

Their album could have been top seller, if they would have called it "2012" (2 birds with one shot!).

Yes, piss us off and we'll bomb the shit out of you! Got to admit the last 50 years have not gone very well. But if we (USA) don't take any action then we're criticized for doing nothing.

There is somewhat analogy to the Roman Empire, they got more and more powerful, more and more scattered, and their leaders got more and more feeble minded as time went on.

Is there really any bona fide scientist amongst all these posters? I doubt it seriously!

As the poll shows, the USA is the greatest threat to Al-Quede's and Iran's idea of world peace. Nobody in the western world should want them to succeed at it, unless of course you want to treat women as dirt, stone them to death for disobedience. and ban them from all forms of politics and educational systems. And that is probably only the tip of the iceburg -- see the thousands of bodies in mass graves we found in Iraq. If that's your idea of word peace them I think we might need to talk so that we can blow you to bits.

The perception that the USA is the greatest thread to peace might be due to the fact that the USA has at least 1000 times the means to destroy the earth, more than any other country. It is also one very war like country!

Also, see the thousands of bodies in graves we have added in Iraq since 2003!

Nuclear waste is no problem! You ship it off to one of those underdeveloped countries in rusty old ships that sink on the way! You can always call the cargo "recalled toys".

Tell that to the millions who would get just that under the "immigration reform bill" or whatever euphemism they now use for what amounts to a wholesale amnesty for illegal aliens.

Which country are you talking about? The Netherlands is not the only country out there!

Climb in the hot tub (green water or not) with one good glass of wine in the hand and some aromatic candles on the edge.

Happy birthdays!

I think that China will eventually flex its muscles and "blow you to bits"!

"Those who know how to win are more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories."
-- Polybius

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Could be ultra-high energy cosmic rays, sub-atomic matter that breaks free just before stars are gobbled up by the gravitational pull of black holes. A finding published in the journal Science by Alexander Kusenko, a professor of physics and astronomy at the University of California, Los Angeles. He worked on the study with physicists and astronomers from 17 countries.

I like American Football, a lot more stimulating at times then soccer without a goal being scored.

City water is initially highly chlorinated to kill any bacteria, then filtered through a bed of charcoal to remove most of the chlorine so it can be consumed. However, charcoal and organic impurities react with the chlorine to produce amongst other things chloroform and carbon tetrachloride, both these chemicals are very well known carcinogens.

Yes, your city water contains some nasty chemicals in trace amounts, not necessarily any pesticides. Pesticides, particularly the polychlorinated ones, are added to your life by the pest control folks that you or your neighbour hires at great expense to kill a few spiders and termites.

Many bottled water makers purify their water using reverse osmosis and then ozonate it to keep bacterial contamination down.

jwenting, thanks for the well thought out explanation!

As Lardmeister already hinted, I just wanted to point out the making arms can be very profitable. It could also encourage certain companies to talk government representatives into war through their lobbyists in order to increase these profits. Companies that make cruise missiles might have a keen interest in sending a large number of those into Iran.

Magnesium hydride (solid) can be generated using electricity and reacts with water to make hydrogen gas in a controlled reaction. The byproduct is magnesium hydroxide (solid or sludge) that needs to be collected and recycled.

1 kg of magnesium hydride produces about 3,300 liters of hydrogen gas.

Demi More is about 45 and still hot. If you don't believe it just look at her picture I posted here. But I agree about the scared and scard remark. To a 13 year old its probably like sleeping with your grandma -- yuuk!

Demi Moore has spent much effort and money to stay somewhat representable in her profession as model/actress. She might represent about 0.001% of the older women out there!

Out of sight out of mind.

One drop of lemon juice per glass of tap water will completely remove all chlorine taste in less than one minute.

In another note, Evian may have paid Mister Trudeau to recomment their brand.

When you fight the Italians, you have to watch from falling over their rifles as they run away!

See, some kind of humour!

I saw that Star Trek movie with the carbon units. Great movie, I think it was number one.

With her looks that should be easy to arrange. Of course, she could run into one of those other senators (the restroom kind).