Posts by Ene Uran

It should be an earth shattering experience. My bet is that all debts are off!

Juvenile male humor: http://minx.cc/?post=255511
Don't forget to read the comments.

Pretty sick stuff! I wonder where the humor is buried in this?

Now back to the topic at hand:

A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his. "Many a night they stamp on the floor and shout till midnight."

When the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied, "Not really, for I usually stay up and practice my trumpet till about that time most every night anyway."

John McCain should pick Bill O'Reilly as his running mate. The 'no_spin man' will bring him back into the conservative folds.

Barack Obama needs to pick a white woman to balance his ticket. Maybe something really smart like Rachel Maddow.

Liverwurst on a soft pretzel roll and a tall glass of Becks dark brew.

Actually, I am just dreaming about this after vegaseat's post. I will travel to Germany this summer, then the dream will become true.

"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give."
Quoted by Winston Churchill

"I think the American people — I hope the American — I don't think, let me — I hope the American people trust me."
Quoted by George W. Bush

About 65% of the US population believe in physical angels (human bodies with wings attached).

Ene is my first name spelled backwards, and Uran is the African name for a heavy gold ear ring that glows in the dark and can also be used for a wind chime (bflat & fsharp).

Those darn scientists anyway! I guess there is always a temptation to play God.

Keep geeking in the Geek's Lounge, and you will hit 4,800 posts real soon.

You could even LOL your way to reach jbennets 9,900 post count.

You are right Dude, this is a fun, but challenging game.

For a short moment only!

A toasted bagel, heavily buttered, and my usual cup of Santos coffee.

Guns are for drive-by shooting.

What, hockey makes Canadians angry?

Angry, if they don't win! Hockey comes up with some pretty interesting fights.

Just another war related quote for jbennet's taste:

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death.
--- General Omar Nelson Bradley

That's the title of the article. Again, stop putting words in my mouth.

Sorry, I thought you really meant it!

Yeah, I think we are testing nuclear shield prototypes in Europe... you know, in case it doesn't work :P

Hehe, a good way to get rid of them uncooperative NATO members and their sissy military.

Actually, I read that "LOL" was used for "lots of love" and predates the Internet.

A housefly lives for about one month.

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For all those who think they are speaking for my thoughts, please stop. If you want to discuss issues, opinions on events, and such feel free. But the stupid attacks on words that are put into my mouth diminish the value of the presenter.

Maybe you should stop giving candidates silly names! Otherwise you look silly yourself!

Barack 'Che' Obama is inappropriate.

Carbon Dating Is Fun

Good day boys & girls. I want your thought on the mass media revealing too much information? By that I mean, for example in the US, since 9/11, there has been many thoughts about terrorist could strike the USA again. some of those methods have been spoken about on TV. Some people have no problem with that, yet others think the media could be doing the terrorist good by giving them ideas....So what do you think?

I think the media should be honest about the subject, rather then try to scare the living hell out of us! Look at poor joshSCH, he is already in a state of advanced paranoia.

Reelect Bush and Cheney

Regularity is important, it will help unstress you!

Most voters willingly believe what they wish.

How about an Obama and Alan Greenspan ticket.

Judging from Dave's silly hate notes about Obama, Barack must be a real thread to McCain. To compensate for that, I suggest that old McCain pick Jesse Jackson as his running mate.

To be content with little is hard; to be content with much, is impossible.

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Although I think this one was my favorite line...
"Your assignment: Underline the number 20."

They sure knew how to teach math in the 1980s.

A man went to the mall this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded him. He muttered out loud, “I wonder if they have anything for ex-wives.”

The clerk behind the counter said, “Oh, yes sir, they do have an ‘ex’ category, but they’re in Sporting Goods.”

“Really?”

“Yes sir. They’ are called darts.”

"Hello, McDonalds Corporation? I'd like to complain about that last batch of fuel I ordered from you...it seems my car has been gradually getting bigger ever since I started using it."

Hehe, haha, that's the spirit EnderX, deep down you are a funny person. Thanks for giving many of us a nice chuckle!

Merry Valentine's Day everyone.

A note to iamthwee:
You put your bra on backwards again dear!

I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Winston Churchill

lots of companies like IBM, Orcale want Fortran programmers with UNIX experience to write mainfframe code and lots of defence companies like BAE want ADA programmers with UNIX experience for aircraft control etc...

Wonder what the American Dental Association (ADA) recommends for a programming language and OS, could it be Ada?.

Heh,its a bit too bright in my room i guess and the screen is dark :D

I agree, the color selection is a little poor.

In a year we blink over 10,000 times.

One bum to his bum love on the park bench:
"Your kisses are sweeter than wine, but without the paper bag."

A CPA:
"I am irrationally exuberant for you in the third quarter of my fiscal life, with rising indicators."

A car buff:
"My love for you runs hotter than a ‘74 Nova with a V-8 engine and a busted water pump."

Well The Dude, did you enjoy your free pretzels?

I showed it to the Kindergarten class, they liked it!

In China a woman gives birth every 2 seconds.

Somebody needs to stop her!

Talking about babies:
The U.S. government prevents parents from giving newborn babies more than nine names.

Yeah, Valentine's Day is real nice! Friends let you now that they like you! Just a card and a pink lady at the bar will do.

A trishaw, what a cute way to get around town.

This part of "Going too far?" has gone too far.

Let's face it, our government has long established that our privacy is a bad joke at best. With our government I mean just about any country.

Appears like it will be young Hillary vs. old McCain. One hell of a choice again. Someone is bound to make a nice song out of this.

Yeah JB follow Henri's advice and have a good time with friends between times of work. Doesn't really matter if your friends are male or female or from Danmark. Hit the pub or go for a walk in the sunshine. Try to visit a pet shop with your friends.

Refried black beans with salsa and a bag of blue corn chips.

Two eggs sunny side up, a grilled piece of dead cow, buttered toast with pomegranate jam, and the usual Brazil coffee.

Heres the 1st one:

LOL

Now that didn't hurt, and I still respect you!

Uhh.. Joe has a custom user title..

Man are you ever dense! You are very good in calling folks names, but in your wit and humor department the shelves are empty.

Most of the shadows are caused by sunshine.

Errr, I mean, if you want sunshine in your life, you have too put up with some shadow.

Lots and lots of alcohol has always worked for me in the past, just make sure you're the one buying all he drinks for the both of you!
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You only need alcohol if you are uglies. BTW, my signature is not advise but satire.

The best thing to do is just to grab every chick's ass as you walk by.. This way, you get to try out which ass you like best. Once you find something you like, then ask her out :)

Do it at work and see how long you last without a sexual har_ass_ment law suit.

Girls don't want to be treated as sexual objects! However, we like to dress and move to tease. I am sure JB will approach this much more refined, sensual, and above all with a romantic notion.

Google stock are highly overprices , it should fall under $50, if yahoo and msn deal goes though.

If the stock market would only be that easy.

If you put your knives in handle down, then the sharp point of the knife will rub against the basket material during the dishwasher action. If the basket is metal, the knife will get dull. If the basket is plastic, the knife will damage it.

Wow, this is an intellectually stimulating thread!