1.- WTF!
The most repeated sentence in code reviews…
[img]http://www.makinggoodsoftware.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/wtfm.jpg[/img]
2.- It works in my machine!
We all have used this one when blamed for some error…
3.- D’oh!
- Hi Homer, have you removed the debug code from production?
[img]http://www.makinggoodsoftware.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/homer-simpson-doh.jpg[/img]
4.- It will be ready tomorrow.
The problem with this sentence is that we use it again the next day, and the next day, and the next day…
5.- Have you tried turning it off and on again?
The TV series ”The It Crowd” have helped to make this one even more popular…
6.- Why?
Why do we keep asking why?
7.- Is not a bug, it’s a feature.
- It restarts twice a day?!! Well that makes sure that the temporary files get deleted!
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8.- That code is crap.
All code is crap except mine.
9.- My code is compiling…
[img]http://www.makinggoodsoftware.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/xkcdCompiling.png[/img]
10.- No, I don’t know how to fix the microwave.
For some reason, non technical people use to think that every thing with buttons can be fixed by a programmer…
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