Now that I've got your attention...
I'm a web developer (classic ASP, just starting with PHP, and I've looked at enough .NET to scare myself) and graphic designer. My current head-against-the-wall focus is learning Flash.
My education is in communication, which means all of my really marketable skills I've learned on my own! ;) I have a huge interest in virtual reality and how it can be developed and implemented for the general user.
In addition to having someone kind enough to give me a salary, I'm also a contract designer. I spend enough time on the computer that I'm pretty sure I type and mouse in my sleep! Although I don't have any true hobbies, for a couple of weeks each year, I completely unplug and relax in tropical locales.