... when you still chase women, but can't remember what to do after you catch one.
(You know you're old when everything reminds you of ... something...): A 97 year old man goes to see the doctor... man: "Doc, you've got to help me lower my sex drive!" doc: "What!? In a man your age? Why?!" man: "It needs to be lowered from my brain back to where it belongs..."
I'm glad this thread has some occasional life still. Some old jokes: you know you are old when you go to smooth the wrinkles in you socks and realize you aren't wearing any. You know you are old when a night out is sitting on the patio.
... you remember that Moammar Gadhafi's forces invaded the neighboring country of Chad. A small croup of French commandos gave them such a trouncing that his soldiers fled in disarray leaving all their newly acquired Russian equipment behind.
You're missing the whole point of this thread. It's supposed to be one of those light-hearted fun threads where you talk about Bananarama, Van Halen, Def Leppard, Space Invaders, Dial-up modems, Magic Eight Ball, Walkmans, etc., and then the kids say "Whooo??? What???" and you feel the same way your parents did when talking about the Beattles or whatever. Key word is "light-hearted". Don't make it about cemeteries, dentures, etc. And there really should be some minimum age (I don't know, 30?) before you're allowed to post in this thread.