Tell me about your career

[Mr Fish]

Hi! I'm trying to deicde what I want to do after highschool, so your answers would greatly be appreciated.

So I'd like you to answer these questions:

1.) Describe your current job / job title.
2.) What do you like most about your job?
3.) What do you dislike most about your job?
4.) Overall, do you enjoy your job?
5.) What kind of education do you have? From what university?
6.) Any tips for people looking to enter your profession?
7.) (If you don't mind sharing) How much do you make per year?
Thank you a bunch for your time!

[jwenting]

sigh...

[jephthah]

1.) Describe your current job / job title.

Dishwasher / Dish Pig.

2.) What do you like most about your job?

fat waitresses

3.) What do you dislike most about your job?

the "free food" is cold and wet.

4.) Overall, do you enjoy your job?

depends if me mate's got a blunt before work.

5.) What kind of education do you have? From what university?

huh?

6.) Any tips for people looking to enter your profession?

don't let the cheese sauce get hard

7.) (If you don't mind sharing) How much do you make per year?

not as much as i make sellin that rock. keeps me child support bill down low.

.

[Salem]

1.) Describe your current job / job title.
Hedge fund manager

2.) What do you like most about your job?
The moolah, and lots of sheep to fleece.

3.) What do you dislike most about your job?
Gold-digging wimmin tryin ta get ma wedge...

4.) Overall, do you enjoy your job?
Awesome

5.) What kind of education do you have? From what university?
A BA in BS

6.) Any tips for people looking to enter your profession?
Stay out of my pond, there's only so much room for the ones here. Any more would just dilute the benefits for the rest.

7.) (If you don't mind sharing) How much do you make per year?
I paid more in tax in one year than you're likely to earn in a lifetime.
And that's even with the creative accounting

> Thank you a bunch for your time!
That would normally be $50,000

[Salem]

1.) Describe your current job / job title.
Prime minister of GB - unless those other muppets get their act together.
Dunno then, ask my mate Tone for lecture gigs.

2.) What do you like most about your job?
Spending lots and lots and lots of other peoples money.

3.) What do you dislike most about your job?
Voters

4.) Overall, do you enjoy your job?
Awesome

5.) What kind of education do you have? From what university?
A BA in BS

6.) Any tips for people looking to enter your profession?
Keep talking until people stop listening.
Then start shouting.

7.) (If you don't mind sharing) How much do you make per year?
Salary is crap, but the expenses and benefits are top-notch.

[Salem]

1.) Describe your current job / job title.
Movie producer.

2.) What do you like most about your job?
Taking tired old 70's and 80's flicks and slapping some CGI on them and making an absolute mint from it.

3.) What do you dislike most about your job?
Groupies old enough to remember the films from the first time around.

4.) Overall, do you enjoy your job?
Awesome

5.) What kind of education do you have? From what university?
A BA in BS

6.) Any tips for people looking to enter your profession?
A camera and a loud voice.

7.) (If you don't mind sharing) How much do you make per year?
Pay is crap, but merchandising is fantastic.

[Salem]

1.) Describe your current job / job title.
Webmaster

2.) What do you like most about your job?
clicks = money baby!

3.) What do you dislike most about your job?
Spammers

4.) Overall, do you enjoy your job?
Awesome

5.) What kind of education do you have? From what university?
A BA in BS

6.) Any tips for people looking to enter your profession?
Regular exercise for your mouse clicking finger

7.) (If you don't mind sharing) How much do you make per year?
$0 per year - then wooohooo at IPO

[jwenting]

1.) Describe your current job / job title.
Webmaster

2.) What do you like most about your job?
spammers = money baby!

3.) What do you dislike most about your job?
Users complaining about spammers

4.) Overall, do you enjoy your job?
Awesome

5.) What kind of education do you have? From what university?
A BA in BS

6.) Any tips for people looking to enter your profession?
Regular exercise for your mouse clicking finger

7.) (If you don't mind sharing) How much do you make per year?
$0 per year - then wooohooo at IPO

[Salem]

1.) Describe your current job / job title.
Santa Claus

2.) What do you like most about your job?
Sleigh rides by moonlight

3.) What do you dislike most about your job?
Getting stuck in chimneys

4.) Overall, do you enjoy your job?
Awesome

5.) What kind of education do you have? From what university?
A BA in BS

6.) Any tips for people looking to enter your profession?
Eat a lot and grow facial hair.

7.) (If you don't mind sharing) How much do you make per year?
Nothing - it all goes on elves and reindeer food.

[NETProgrammer]

Mr Fish first tell us about yourself. BTW this thread rocks :D

[Rashakil Fol]

1.) Describe your current job / job title.

Cyberpunk Analyst. Its initials are C.A. and it includes "Anal" as a substring.

2.) What do you like most about your job?

Daydreaming about the coming dystopian police state.

3.) What do you dislike most about your job?

LCD monitors. It really takes CRT's, filmed non-synchronously, to get that proper vibe. Also, cell phones. All the pay phones are disappearing and that ruins it.

4.) Overall, do you enjoy your job?

Yes, except when I have to make extra dough working as a bike messenger.

5.) What kind of education do you have? From what university?

The undergraduate kind.

6.) Any tips for people looking to enter your profession?

Don't buy a cell phone. They can track your location that way.

7.) (If you don't mind sharing) How much do you make per year?

One thousand.