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A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?

twinkle twinkle little star
you should know what you are
& once you what you are
Mental hospital is not so far


John was on the edge of titanic when it started sinking.

Ron came there & asked, "how much the earth is far from here?"

John replied, "2 kilometers."

Ron jumped into sea & asked again... "which direction?"

John replied, "Downwards...."

Grandfather to his grandson: Hey, please give me my teeth.

Grandson: Gramps, meal is not ready. Wait for some time.

Grandfather: I don't want them for eating my food. See there, that granny is giving me a smile.

Automobile engineer's wife was delivered.
She sent SMS to her husband, "Your new vehicle has been launched"

Enginner replies to her, "With gear, or without gear...."

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