Here is my contribution ...
Two Scotts talking to each other:
"This morning I threw my toothbrush away because one bristle fell out!"
"Why would you do such a thing?"
"It was the last bristle!"
I was speeding down the highway when I suddenly see a police car behind me, so I speed up. After a while, unable to get rid of him I pull over. When he's beside the car he says: "Well, I've stopped a hell of a lot of speeding drivers today … Read More
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