Well, that was a moderately annoying website.
But I'll play along.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far, the Universe is winning.
Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."
Eve had an Apple.
An Apple was sold to a woman who already had everything, and at the highest possible price: the first strike of genius marketing, we ought to call it the original sin. A befitting name for a company, Apple.
Thanks for spelling that out for us, Mike.
A user friendly computer first requires a friendly user.
"Everything should be kept as simple as possible, but no simpler."
"If your code passes all your unit-tests, then your unit-tests are probably too simple."