Recommended Answers

All 7 Replies

Well, that was a moderately annoying website.

But I'll play along.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.

So far, the Universe is winning.
--Rick Cook

Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."

Eve had an Apple.

An Apple was sold to a woman who already had everything, and at the highest possible price: the first strike of genius marketing, we ought to call it the original sin. A befitting name for a company, Apple.

Thanks for spelling that out for us, Mike.

A user friendly computer first requires a friendly user.

"Everything should be kept as simple as possible, but no simpler."

"If your code passes all your unit-tests, then your unit-tests are probably too simple."

Be a part of the DaniWeb community

We're a friendly, industry-focused community of developers, IT pros, digital marketers, and technology enthusiasts meeting, networking, learning, and sharing knowledge.