Yes I know how to edit the registry and whatnot.
Sorry for delay - doing a bunch of things at once here :)
Open Registry Editor and navigate to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon
-- Click the Winlogon Folder icon
-- In the Right Window where it says Shell REG_SZ Explorer.exe RightClick on Shell and choose Modify
Where it says Value data:, remove Explorer.exe and type in Phillies.exe and hit OK.
Let me know if you have any trouble - something could be preventing the change - either malware or a security program such as KAV.