Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Write a New Note Yes, You Are a Genius! =oOo=oOo=oOo=oOo=oOo-oOo=oOo=oOo=oOo=oOo= If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are …
(^.^)Heat dressing in large nonstick skillet on medium-high heat. Add chicken; cook and stir 5 to 7 min. or until cooked through. (^.^)Add water, teriyaki sauce and garlic powder; stir. Bring to boil. (^.^)Stir in broccoli and rice; cover. Cook on low heat 5 min. Remove from heat. Let stand 5 min. Fluff with fork...Yield: 4 servings
"Hero's Come Back" -japanese band: nobodyknows & my alltime fav dj: DJ Mitsu!!!
Everybody stand up! Agero kyou ichiban no jikan da..Me ni mo tomaranu supiido hantaa..Daremo ga mina toriko kanban yeah!...Everybody hands up! Matashita na hero's come back!!..Zujou kazoe yubi oru count down...Ikuze 3-2-1 make some noise!!
uhh erase the cookies if there are.. then spoof yo ip add.. :) don;t know if it works.. but I always spoof my ip if I got blocked from blah blah blah.. then I can access it again..
Uninstall the software and reinstall it if you have the disc... Most software that yo internet service provider is corrupt:)..If you don't have the disc you'll have to download.. (verizon issue? )
YEAH.. I have been seen thiz.. uhh the video I mean.. =oOo= =oOo= =oOo= =oOo= =oOo= =oOo= =oOo= =oOo=
step 1Cut a Notch in the Felling Direction Make it a big notch that goes more than halfway through the tree. The "mouth" part of this notch faces in the direction you want your tree to fall. If the tree is mostly …
step 2Cut Toward the Notch from the Other Side. Cut from the other side toward the big notch. When you get close to the notch the tree will start to lean away from you. If it doesn't, or if it leans the wrong way and bi…
step 3The Tree Falls As it starts to lean, make your escape to one side, because the butt of the tree can kick back. There isn't any very safe place to be, because branches can break and fly…
step 4Now What? I misjudged the height of the tree and the distance to the nearest neighbor. I have no depth perception. That's why they wouldn't let me fly jets. It fell in the right di…
step 5Saw up from the Bottom There's no safe way to proceed, here's my cousin Rod's method: Saw up from the bottom until the tree starts to sag, using the upper edge of the saw. In the photo you ca…
step 6Check Yourself Into the Clinic I stand in awe …
Life fears death,but lives only to die. It starts with anxiety. Anxiety becomes fear. Fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate... hate leads to suffering... The only cure for this fear is total destruction. By:Necron, Final Fantasy IX
This is the Mr. Homer Simpsons' lines.. Enjoy reading! Ahihihi:TWISTED:
No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.
"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?"
Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
I hope I didn't brain my damage...
I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold... and eaten
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If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.
