Thor 2... that was worse than the first one...
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Thor 2... that was worse than the first one...
went to in n out to celebrate our varsity team's league champ win :D
yo momma is so old, her first car was a t-rex.
the fox says:
[Verse 1]
Dog goes "woof"
Cat goes "meow"
Bird goes "tweet"
And mouse goes "squeak"
Cow goes "moo"
Frog goes "croak"
And the elephant goes "toot"
Ducks say "quack"
And fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow"
[Pre-Chorus]
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?
[Chorus 1]
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the fox say?
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
What the fox say?
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
What the fox say?
"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
What the fox say?
[Verse 2]
Big blue eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing mice
And digging holes
Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Your fur is red
So beautiful
Like an angel in disguise
But if you meet
A friendly horse
Will you communicate by
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
Ho-o-o-o-orse?
Ho-o-o-o-orse?
Ho-o-o-o-orse?
What does the fox say?
[Chorus 2]
"Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!"
What the fox say?
"Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!"
What the fox say?
"A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!"
What the fox say?
"A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!"
What does the fox say?
[Bridge]
The secret of the fox
Ancient mystery
Ender's Game (it was a crappy film...)
yo momma is so old, the big bang blinded her
the fox says moo
Star Wars
The [Mozilla fire]fox says search.
both about the White House getting blown up.
it has happened before...
I saw ender's game... worst film ever! Hugo & ender's game = my worst films of all time...
goodnight morning...
yo momma is so dumb, she took a spoon to the super bowl
goodnight goodnight
Yo momma is so fat, she has her own moons.
ate 3 good humor almond ice cream bars
Did you have a good laugh?
nancy drew
Yo momma is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
goodnight thread.
Yo momma is so fat, satelites take her photos
I saw R.I.P.D. which was OK.
... no! that movie was god awful!
norwegian salmon with crackers, olives, feta cheese, etc.
goodnight morning
The only sport I play regularly is Diablo III. Just got back from the gym where I did some leg and back exercises then spent some time on the tred mill. Does that count as a sport?
Yes, it does count.
Those whales have a lot of love in them :D
good night ipad
Yo mama is so poor that I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.
I said that one...
Yo mama is so hairy, big foot takes pictures of her.
This season everyone seems to push food contaminated with pumpkin. Kind of hate the stuff.
Honestly... i hate pumpkin...
That made me throw up a little in my mouth. I know you Americans like pumpkin, but Dog must have been on acid when he created it. Best thing you can do is mutilate the bugger on Hallowe'en. I'd rather eat somebody else's cold congealed vomit.
Erm... is there a third option?
Yo momma is so poor, that i walked into her front door, i fell out the back
McDonald's new Pumpkin Spice Latte. Yummy!
Is it real pumpkin?
Yo momma is so ugly, her doctor is a vet.
Yo momma is so stupid that when she went to get a pregnancy test, she asked the doctor if that was her baby.
No, you cannot wear what you want.
If you work at home, then yes you can.
I don't have one
Favorite Soccer team
yo momma is so short, you can see her feet in her driver's license
Yo momma is so fat, she has her own zip code
Yo mommas university(I don't actually know any universities... so I don't have a good answer)...
Princeton and UCLA? Okay then... at least you didn't say dad or gramps...
What word rhymes with orange? Not allowed to say "no" in the word you reply with.
Your supposed to ask questions like, "What is your favorite ______" not rhymes... but, range rhymes with orange ;D
Your favorite NFL team.
What is your favourite think to lick is a perverted manner? xD
Erm... Moving on.
What is your favorite university?
I know, that is what i said