Hi guys, Does anyone know if its possible to set and activate a bios password in .net? Regards.

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The programmer nestled into his seat on the plane, planning to sleep through the several hour flight. Suddenly, a short overweight noisy guy bustles into the seat next to him, "Hey man, I'm Al, this is gonna be a fun flight, eh?" The programmer, not wanting to encourage conversation, simply says, "I'm going to sleep this one out" followed by a pursed smile "Seriously?!", said Al. "Hey, what do you do for a living, eh? Tell you what , we'll play 20 questions and I have to work out..." the programmer interrupted him, "I'm a programmer.", "Really? Why, that makes …

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Okay, So I noticed that the joke threads are pretty old ones, and if you're like me then you like to laugh. Well, let's start a new one! (Come on, you know you want to!) ;) So, let's hear some (programming) jokes! -WolfShield

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Two ints and a float are in a bar. They spot an attractive double on her own. The first int walks up to her. “Hey, baby”, he says, “my VM or yours”. She slaps him and he walks back dejected. The second int walks over. “Hey, cute-stuff, can I lick your Bean?”. After a quick slapping, he too walks back. The float then ambles over casually. “Were those two primitive types bothering you?”, he remarks. “Yes. I’m so glad you’re here”, she says. “They just had no Class!”

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Hello, I'm a Freshman in college that's going to majoring in Electrical and Computer Engineering. Right now I'm taking a C++ class and I'm looking to do something funny to a friend of mine. I have been searching the web for some "fake viruses" and whatnot to to play around with him for fun. I joined here in hopes of getting more help on this and other C++ questions. I found this code and I'm looking to add a little more to it. [CODE] #include <windows.h> int main() { int BlockInput; const int TIMES = 50; Beep(50, 2000); MessageBox (NULL, …

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The joke: An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two table, walks up to them and says "Can I join you?" The riddle: Halloween == Christmas - Why?

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The End.