Hope you have gone through enough S.H.I.T. in humor to understand this one. :-)
Ancient Dragon commented: LOL :) +34
itdupuis commented: good stuff, keep it up! +1
Scuppery commented: dude that was so good I had to put it on myspace...keep it up +1
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Jump to Postwhy does it matter how old i am? i've worked in plenty of business, and to be honest, nothing in that "memo" was true for any place i've worked.
So what you are saying is that you have worked in several environments and never have been in a situation where …
Jump to Postthis is probably the worst thread ever.
Daniweb has really lost quality in the last couple years.You are right. The very moment you signed up the decline in quality started.
Jump to Postthis is probably the worst thread ever.
Daniweb has really lost quality in the last couple years.
Hey you know the meaning of SHIT.??? :D
~s.o.s~ is right please spend sometime on http://www.mammasmilk.com/
Jump to Post~S.O.S~ is the best!
Making people have fun and laugh is a real art!
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Ene Uran 638 Posting Virtuoso
A very good and thorough memo!
loken 0 Light Poster
Hey,
It's a very funny memo... Who would have thought a company employee would go through all that shit in his career.
Loken
bloody_ninja -1 Junior Poster in Training
lol. At first I expected something like the origin of SHIT, Ship high in transport. But this is even better.
TheNNS 112 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso
how is this funny? it's not even real.
Ancient Dragon commented: You need to get a sense of humor -7
sarehu commented: Blark +0
iamthwee commented: I agree +15
loken 0 Light Poster
how is this funny? it's not even real.
you're right, but its too ironic to be real....
R0bb0b 344 Posting Shark
how is this funny? it's not even real.
you're right, but its too ironic to be real....
Sounds pretty realistic to me.
ZZucker 342 Practically a Master Poster
Just imagine, someday I might be able to write such an important memo to my underlings, I mean associates, I mean partners, I mean coworkers, I mean colleagues, I mean friends, ...
siddhesh85 0 Newbie Poster
hehehe !! This mail has ben going around the corporate mailboxes for a long time now... I guess some manager guy started the chain... ;)
itdupuis 19 Posting Whiz
Well that is a new one to me......i laughed so hard it took me five minutes to get through it!! Seriously funny to me, but hey, I have absolutely been through the S.H.I.T. at my job! Kudos ~S.O.S.~ you have made my day! Thanks!
TheNNS 112 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso
it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.
jasimp commented: BOOL! -1
~s.o.s~ 2,560 Failure as a human Team Colleague Featured Poster
I can understand that kids at your age are rebellious. Come back after a few years and you might just be mature enough to enjoy/understand this one. Till then, happy cribbing/trolling.
iamthwee commented: Nice comeback? +15
TheNNS commented: wtf? you think i'm 10? -1
nav33n 472 Purple hazed! Team Colleague Featured Poster
it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.
lol.
i laughed so hard it took me five minutes to get through it!! Seriously funny to me
It's a very funny memo...
I think people found it funny :)
R0bb0b 344 Posting Shark
it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.
In your case I think you need more S.H.I.T. I have extra if you want.
TheNNS commented: the whole point of irony is that it has to be real to be funny. this obviously isn't -1
invisal 381 Search and Destroy
it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.
It is not funny for you, but it is funny for us.
bloody_ninja -1 Junior Poster in Training
it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.
It is funny. You just don't have a sense of humor.
TheNNS commented: tell me how this is supposed to be funny? it's not irocnic, it's not real. it's CRAP -1
Lardmeister 461 Posting Virtuoso
I can understand that kids at your age are rebellious. Come back after a few years and you might just be mature enough to enjoy/understand this one. Till then, happy cribbing/trolling.
Nice find, I found it very funny!
jasimp 427 Senior Poster Featured Poster
it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.
I should have mentioned this in my rep comment; bool, is spelled correctly.
bumsfeld 413 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso
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Ezzaral commented: hehe +11
vmanes 1,165 Posting Virtuoso
how is this funny? it's not even real.
Not real? I was in the USAF when this was policy. Training's gone downhill since those days.
Daveodolph 0 Newbie Poster
Hope you have gone through enough S.H.I.T. in humor to understand this one. :-)
Outstanding, how may of us can actually relate to this?
I recongnise most of the levels of S.H.I.T here and I am only talking about my last job.
Its been a while since I saw this last but it had me lmao!
thanks for starting my day off with a laugh!
Cheers,
Dave
TheNNS 112 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso
this is probably the worst thread ever.
Daniweb has really lost quality in the last couple years.
Aia commented: Let's see. Jul 2006, we are in Aug 2008. Just about when you came then. -2
R0bb0b 344 Posting Shark
this is probably the worst thread ever.
Daniweb has really lost quality in the last couple years.
How old are you? Why would you reply to a thread if you didn't find it interesting anyway, you obviously have way too much time on your hands, which is also probably why you don't find the thread interesting to begin with.
~s.o.s~ 2,560 Failure as a human Team Colleague Featured Poster
Daniweb has really lost quality in the last couple years.
Take a hint! Start posting something constructive for a change. :-)
loken 0 Light Poster
this is probably the worst thread ever.
Daniweb has really lost quality in the last couple years.
Try posting the memo to a public place, you might actually find people having the same reaction.....its funny when you can relate to it ofcourse...
maydhyam 38 Posting Pro :)
I thought it was funny, and rather applicable in some instances where I currently work... I also found this 1 to be really applicable too...
Here is the competition:
NOTICE:
PLEASE NOTICE!!!!!You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you
to notice. And, we have noticed that some of our notices have
not been noticed. This is very noticeable. It has been noticed
that the responses to the notices have been noticeably
unnoticeable. Therefore, this notice is to remind you to notice
the notices and to respond to the notices because we do not want
the notices to go unnoticed.From the Notice Committee for Noticing Notices
TheNNS 112 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso
why does it matter how old i am? i've worked in plenty of business, and to be honest, nothing in that "memo" was true for any place i've worked.
maydhyam 38 Posting Pro :)
why does it matter how old i am? i've worked in plenty of business, and to be honest, nothing in that "memo" was true for any place i've worked.
Well I think you are very lucky to be able to work in places where the memo doesn't apply...(I am not being sarcastic), I actually know a couple of people who work in places like that, but I also know a whole lot more people who work in places where the memo definitely applies.....so, it sorta applies to some persons, as well as it doesn't apply to others...
R0bb0b 344 Posting Shark
why does it matter how old i am? i've worked in plenty of business, and to be honest, nothing in that "memo" was true for any place i've worked.
So what you are saying is that you have worked in several environments and never have been in a situation where you had to put up with any shit from your boss or any number of your boss' bosses? Really? Watch "Office Space" and come back and tell me that that wasn't funny, because you just didn't understand it because you have never been in that situation.
If that is the case then you are showing just how shallow your personality is by
it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.
refusing to see this in any point of view besides your own and judging
this is probably the worst thread ever.
Daniweb has really lost quality in the last couple years.
anybody that has been in that situation and can relate to this thread because they apparently are not as hollier than thou as you.
Go find a godly thread where they can appreciate you at your level and leave us little people to relate to what ever we want to relate to.
jasimp 427 Senior Poster Featured Poster
Watch "Office Space"
I have, many times. It has to be one of the funniest movies dealing with office life.
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