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ndeniche 402 Posting Virtuoso Featured Poster
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Jump to Post"I came first!"
And you wonder why you got dumped! :)
Jump to Postglobal warming is caused by humans
I agree that this is a big lie AD and also the fact that the majority think that we live on a squashed sphere is just misdirection by a number of scientists. Scientists know nothing, they just want to stop us carrying …
Jump to PostConvincing. I shall disregard my earlier follies and follow this fact.
Clearly, no one can deny that Orlando Ferguson was directly inspired by God when he drew that map. Such a perfect map could only have been drawn by dictation from a perfect Being with an overseen point …
Jump to PostYou can actually blaim scientists (and China) for our gun violance. (link). They started it all in about 700 AD.
Yeah, and you can blaim the Wright brothers for drone strikes too! (translation: don't blaim the people who do it and promote it today, blaim some dead guys …
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Dave Sinkula 2,398 long time no c Team Colleague
The check's in the mail.
Infarction 503 Posting Virtuoso
"Iraq's got WMDs"
"It'll only take a minute"
"Just one more drink"
and the greatest of all:
"of course that dress doesn't make you look fat"
joshSCH 1,062 Industrious Poster Banned
"No, it's not you.. it's me"
(This one I got from Seinfeld :D)
ndeniche 402 Posting Virtuoso Featured Poster
"i did it for us"
tygerberg 2 Junior Poster in Training
"it wasn't me"
~s.o.s~ 2,560 Failure as a human Team Colleague Featured Poster
'I would never do that, would I?'
Salem 5,265 Posting Sage
My dog ate my homework.
Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster
ndeniche 402 Posting Virtuoso Featured Poster
"i can stop drinking/smoking/doping whenever i want to"
jwenting 1,905 duckman Team Colleague
"It's Bush's fault".
ndeniche 402 Posting Virtuoso Featured Poster
"i promise it's all gonna be fine"
hbk619 228 Master Poster
"I'm ok."
mayo_tech11 42 Junior Poster in Training
i dont know what you are talking about...
ndeniche 402 Posting Virtuoso Featured Poster
"i swear it was right there!!"
MidiMagic 579 Nearly a Senior Poster
OJ did it. (Jay Leno's big lie)
Hi! I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
Global warming is caused by man (on Earth and on Mars).
It's safer to ride bicycles on sidewalks.
Homosexuality is hereditary.
Higher taxes help the economy.
Government can create jobs.
Politicians know what they are doing.
ndeniche 402 Posting Virtuoso Featured Poster
"i'm innocent!!! i swear!!!"
ndeniche 402 Posting Virtuoso Featured Poster
"i promise... *crossing fingers*"
EnderX 352 Posting Shark
I'm not sure it's world famous, but there's this one.
"These aren't my pants!" (Commonly uttered by crooks who've just been caught with the evidence in their pockets.)
Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster
I'm not sure it's world famous, but there's this one.
"These aren't my pants!" (Commonly uttered by crooks who've just been caught with the evidence in their pockets.)
LOL And do you know that from personal experience :)
ndeniche 402 Posting Virtuoso Featured Poster
LOL And do you know that from personal experience :)
sure does... :D
jwenting 1,905 duckman Team Colleague
OJ did it. (Jay Leno's big lie)
Well, OJ DID do it (if you're referring to the brutal murder of his wife).
It's only because he's black and a celebrity that he got off.
Hi! I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
Always good to see Reagan quoted. That's one of his best statements, when he said that the most dangerous thing you could ever hear was "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you".
It's safer to ride bicycles on sidewalks.
Safer than what? I'm pretty sure it's safer than swimming in a tank with a swarm of piranhas for example, or sunning on a riverbank of the Zambezi river (famous for its maneating crocodiles).
Government can create jobs.
Politicians know what they are doing.
The government is excellent at creating jobs. Not that the people holding those jobs are very productive, but they are jobs.
Now if the statement mentioned that the government can create economic value, that would be wrong.
And politicians know full well what they're doing. They're filling their own pockets and increasing their personal power.
vegaseat 1,735 DaniWeb's Hypocrite Team Colleague
"Read my lips, no new taxes!"
vegaseat 1,735 DaniWeb's Hypocrite Team Colleague
"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."
jwenting 1,905 duckman Team Colleague
"I threw away all my medals"
"I did not have sex with that woman"
"It's all for the children"
"Islam is the religion of peace"
~s.o.s~ 2,560 Failure as a human Team Colleague Featured Poster
'Hey, I am not here seeking ready made code.'
"I did try my best.'
'Our teacher sucks, she doesn't teach us anything'.
'The above code is working fine except a small problem.'
'I love my clients, they are so co-operative.'
'My project manager is really a nice guy.'
Salem 5,265 Posting Sage
"I'll call you in the morning"
hbk619 228 Master Poster
Homosexuality is hereditary.
haha, i know that comes under a lie but well duh i mean how could it be hereditray (ok, guy has baby with woman then decides he's gay - shut up smartass :P )
joshSCH 1,062 Industrious Poster Banned
haha, i know that comes under a lie but well duh i mean how could it be hereditray (ok, guy has baby with woman then decides he's gay - shut up smartass :P )
yes, but at the instant he had sex with a woman then he was not gay.. his genes changed the moment he decided to be gay :D
..obviously there is some controversy as to whether homosexuality is a choice or 'genetic'.
ndeniche 402 Posting Virtuoso Featured Poster
'Hey, I am not here seeking ready made code.'
"I did try my best.'
'Our teacher sucks, she doesn't teach us anything'.
'The above code is working fine except a small problem.'
'I love my clients, they are so co-operative.'
'My project manager is really a nice guy.'
rofl... i loved these ones... they're soo full of crap... :P
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