Ok every one loves to have a giggle at someone else's expense so here is a thread just for them.
e.g. Michael Jackson (R.I.P.):
Only in america can you be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman.
David Bane (accused of killing his family):
Once out of prison David Bane took up photography - his specialty, shooting families
ect. you know you want to so go ahead