Deal, If I am really hungry I can just kill it and eat it.

A wireless computer mouse

deal, might as well get one so i don't have to charge my computer mouse... or put new batteries is what i mean.

A cheerleader girlfriend

Deal, I love cats

A toothpick

no thanks, I dont like cats,

A Jumbo Jet

deal, why not?

A personal body guard.

no deal, he'll follow me wherever I go even in bed! eww

a TV remote

no deal, he'll follow me wherever I go even in bed! eww

Then get a female bodyguard?

Deal, the more the merrier.

An eight pack of abs :)

Oh yeah sure I will get a female bodyguard and let her follow me wherever I go, especially in bed!

deal

a shark

Oh yeah sure I will get a female bodyguard and let her follow me wherever I go, especially in bed!

lol.

a shark

Sure, i just need a tank for it first unless the pond in our backyard would work... or the pool.

A monkey.

no, i like mechanical pencils.

A group of playboy girls cleaning your house :)

I knew you'd say deal ;)

a computer mouse

Sure, why not.

The big red button to launch a nuke :)

I knew you'd say deal ;)

:( How did you know?? :)

Deal, I like luanching stuff especially nukes!

A 007 gun

Deal, I like luanching stuff especially nukes!

Call of duty fan i see, lol.

A 007 gun

Sure, it's wabbit season :)

A therapy dog.

commented: :) +0

No Deal. I'd rather have the x-ray vision.

A hammer.

Deal, that house is beautiful, maybe i'll buy it some day. :)

a minecraft account

a minecraft account

Heck no.

A runescape account ;)

Deal

A scholorship for collage.

Heck no.

I hate minecraft too!

A scholorship for collage.

Oh yeah!

A football signed by joe montana.

deal

A venomous deadly snake