What kind of dessert are you?

[The Dude]

If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? Pick your dessert, then look to see what Psychiatrists think about you! (Sorry you can only pick one)

Angel Food
Cake Brownies
Lemon Meringue
Vanilla cake with Chocolate Icing
Strawberry Short Cake
Chocolate on Chocolate
Ice cream
Carrot Cake

NO. You can't change your mind once you scroll down! So think carefully what your choice will be!

OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about you!

ANGEL FOOD CAKE.. Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

BROWNIES... You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of under dogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

LEMON MERINGUE... Smooth, sexy, &articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends.

VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING... Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE... Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be overly emotional at times.

CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE... Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

ICE CREAM... You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

CARROT CAKE... You are a very fun loving person, who likes to! laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.

I picked Vanilla cake and Chocolate Icing!! (Description Pretty accurate :D)

[mattyd]

CARROT CAKE... You are a very fun loving person, who likes to! laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.

Well, sort of. Some of this is very true at times, but, I declare this "Psuedo-Science"! :p

[Ancient Dragon]

>>I declare this "Psuedo-Science"

Its more like "VooDoo Science", very similar to horoscopes.

[mattyd]

>>I declare this "Psuedo-Science"

Its more like "VooDoo Science", very similar to horoscopes.

HaHa :lol:, yes. I really dislike horoscopes-- ridiculous! Just more divination, that.:evil:

Matty D.

[EnderX]

How are these psychologists trying to define their food items? My first pick would have been the brownies, but to my mind the word 'cake' implies light and fluffy, and I prefer brownies tough enough you have to actually chew them. Otherwise, what's the point to eating them?

My second choice, the ice cream, doesn't describe me at all.

[mattyd]

How are these psychologists trying to define their food items? My first pick would have been the brownies, but to my mind the word 'cake' implies light and fluffy, and I prefer brownies tough enough you have to actually chew them. Otherwise, what's the point to eating them?

My second choice, the ice cream, doesn't describe me at all.

Yes, brownies must be tough and chewy. The "fluffy" kind are not brownies, at least where I'm from.

[aniseed]

>>I declare this "Psuedo-Science"

Its more like "VooDoo Science", very similar to horoscopes.

Horoscopes are not divination; they are actual celestial mappings at a specific time. What some people do using horoscopes is divination!

[aniseed]

By the way, my choice is Strawberry Short Cake and my girlfriend would agree to what's written. ;)

[EnderX]

How are you defining 'Horoscope'? It's always been my understanding that the horoscope is itself the divination or results of the divination, based on reading the stars.

Please note, on a personal note I do not recommend any form of divination. It tends to lead to nasty results for those who allow themselves to deep.

[JJ___]

CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE... Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

Surprisingly accurate, from start to finish. (Though the 'sexy' one is a bit dubious)

I wish I was a phsychiatrist so I could spend my time making up studies like this:cheesy:

[aniseed]

How are you defining 'Horoscope'? It's always been my understanding that the horoscope is itself the divination or results of the divination, based on reading the stars.

Please note, on a personal note I do not recommend any form of divination. It tends to lead to nasty results for those who allow themselves to deep.

Horoscope is a mapping of the position of planets projected on an ellipse - that is the constellations that form the zodiac. The zodiac itself is an imaginary division based on a grouping which has been well defined in astronomy (which as a matter of fact is purely a science and does not have anything to do with divination). The horoscope is just a simple diagram on a piece of paper which does not speak anything for itself. It can, however indicate some scientific facts like solar and lunar eclipses.

Astrology as it has been interpreted by me is the art of reading this piece of paper and mapping it on to actual events. This itself is the divination where all predictions are subject to personal interpretation and there is hardly a trace of any concrete basis (as to say no basis but I am a little lenient with words; who knows if science actually proves some of that to be true :D ) which could be concluded by the present day science.

As a personal opinion, I consider horoscope reading to be good fun. Daily horoscopes, weekly horoscopes (the word 'horoscope' used as a replacement for 'prediction' for enhanced marketing effect) are mostly good guesses because they write almost the same thing in all the zodiac signs. :)

[EnderX]

That part I'll buy. I remember reading about a study done on that stuff once where the scientists asked for volunteers to send in their information to receive a horoscope casting. When questioned about it, the vast majority (I want to say ~90%, but I can't remember for certain) claimed it was accurate.

The horoscope they all received was that of a famous mass murderer.

[cecil.vera]

chocolate on chocolate is my choice

[Infarction]

choco^2, and somewhat accurate.

And I agree about the cake brownies sounding wrong, though they wouldn't have been my first choice anyways