Happy ever after

A penny for your thoughts.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it

If I were 'God' I would have but one rule to live on Earth. Before you rest in peace, my friend, live in peace

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

A small stone at a time can build a mountain.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, why don't we all get wasted and have the time of our lives?

Where there is love there is life.
(Mahatma Gandhi)

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.

True happiness can only be gained through concern for others.
Unconcerned egoism cannot bring real happiness.

"It's not how much or how little you have that makes you great or small, but how much or how little you are with what you have."

- Rabbi Samson Raphael Hirsch

Everything is possible, first believe in yourself.

Peace is a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.

Optimism is choosing to be happy anyway.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
(George Bernard Shaw)

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Quoted by Socrates

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
(Jean Paul Getty, very apropos)

Peace is a period of cheating between two periods of fighting

Bombing a city for peace is like having sex for virginity. :)

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The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

One general to the other:
"Live and let live!"

When you see someone recover from kidney failure you know what a blessing it is to be able to urinate. Thank G-d regularly for blessings such as this.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

A pessimist dies a thousand deaths, an optimist only one.

It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
Theodore Roosevelt

Touching Heaven Changing Life

Well nurtured dreams are realized sooner than expected

Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.

Go back a little to leap further.

Someone once told me that I can't help everyone... but I was not one who would sit and watch!

The most incomprehensible thing in this universe is everything is comprehensible.

Misery is optional.
~~~ Abraham Lincoln

IMHO: Be miserly with misery!

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It works well.