Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
(Jewish Proverb)

Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
(Jewish Proverb)

I like that one!

Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.

Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
(Jewish Proverb)

Yeah, a good one Ene!

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.

Women like silent men. They mistakingly think that they're listening.

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate.

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.

The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
-- Irish Proverb

Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.
~~~ Epicurus, one of the many ancient Greek philosophers

Improvements come when we raise our demands--of ourselves

Hope is the dream of the waking man.

Nothing is particularly hard, if you divide it into small jobs.

Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.

There's a knob called 'brightness' on my TV, it doesn't seem to work, the programs are just as dim-witted as before.

The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.
(Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada)

Never tell a story because it is true: tell it because it is a good story.

What you cannot enforce.
Do not command.

Offtopic:
Why not sticky this awesome thread...huh ?

I have no time to hurry.

If your computer doesn't work......buy a new one..lol

Don't bend for a friend :)

Friendship is a ship big enough to carry two in good weather, but only one in bad weather.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

If you haven't got charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, chips and batteries for the remote control.

Those who teach can't do ,those who do may not teach.

It is better to aim at perfection and miss, than to aim at imperfection and hit it.

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

Even when you're alone, behave as if your being watched (because you are).

Even when you're alone, behave as if your being watched (because you are).

The Panopticon has you in its clutches