10. If an impotent, bloated bureaucracy can’t solve it, then its best left festering.
9. You can’t spell “unethical” without U.N.
8. Genocidal dictators, beware our non-binding resolutions.
7. Bringing peace to our world (actual results may vary).
6. Tomorrows corruption today!
5. Raising pointless squabbling to an art form.
4. We take bribes so you don’t have to.
3. Try our world famous cheese fries.
2. If troubles around, we’ll be nearby doing nothing.
1. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial America.