10. If an impotent, bloated bureaucracy can’t solve it, then its best left festering.
9. You can’t spell “unethical” without U.N.
8. Genocidal dictators, beware our non-binding resolutions.
7. Bringing peace to our world (actual results may vary).
6. Tomorrows corruption today!
5. Raising pointless squabbling to an art form.
4. We take bribes so you don’t have to.
3. Try our world famous cheese fries.
2. If troubles around, we’ll be nearby doing nothing.
1. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial America.

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Next David will attacking Motherhood!

commented: yes, please do... +0
commented: Could you parse that in English, please? -2

What makes you say that? It's not like he's going after something honorable. All Dave is doing is pointing out errors in the bloated scion of a twisted dream born from broken promises.

One persons "bloated scion of a twisted dream born from broken promises" is another persons emancipation.

One persons "bloated scion of a twisted dream born from broken promises" is another persons emancipation.

Name seven.