Here is a classic Chomsky sentence writer. Your mission will be to customize the data using for instance some of your boss's latest memos.
""" An aid to writing linguistic papers in the style of Noam Chomsky. It is based on selected phrases taken from actual books and articles written by the great master. Upon request, it assembles the phrases in the elegant stylistic patterns that Chomsky was noted for. You are encouraged to add more patterns. To generate n sentences of linguistic wisdom, type ... chomsky(n) chomsky(5) generates about half a screen of linguistic truth modified to work with Python2 and Python3 """ import textwrap import random from itertools import chain, islice def chomsky(n=1, line_length=72): """ put it all together Noam Chomsky style, n = number of sentences """ parts =  for part in (leadins, subjects, verbs, objects): phrase_list = [x.strip() for x in part.splitlines()] random.shuffle(phrase_list) parts.append(phrase_list) output = chain(*islice(zip(*parts), 0, n)) return textwrap.fill(' '.join(output), line_length) # 'lead ins' to buy some time ... leadins = """\ To characterize a linguistic level L, On the other hand, This suggests that It appears that Furthermore, We will bring evidence in favor of the following thesis: To provide a constituent structure for T(Z,K), From C1, it follows that Analogously, Clearly, Note that Of course, Suppose, for instance, that Thus With this clarification, Conversely, We have already seen that By combining adjunctions and certain deformations, I suggested that these results would follow from the assumption that However, this assumption is not correct, since In the discussion of resumptive pronouns following (81), So far, Nevertheless, For one thing, Summarizing, then, we assume that A consequence of the approach just outlined is that Presumably, On our assumptions, It may be, then, that It must be emphasized, once again, that Let us continue to suppose that Notice, incidentally, that """ # subjects chosen for maximum professorial macho ... subjects = """\ the notion of level of grammaticalness a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort most of the methodological work in modern linguistics a subset of English sentences interesting on independent grounds the natural general principle that will subsume this case an important property of these three types of EKC any associated supporting element the speaker-listener's linguistic intuition the descriptive power of the base component the earlier discussion of deviance this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features this selectionally introduced contextual feature a descriptively adequate grammar the fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial relational information the systematic use of complex symbols the theory of syntactic features developed earlier""" # verbs chosen for autorecursive obfuscation ... verbs = """\ can be defined in such a way as to impose delimits suffices to account for cannot be arbitrary in is not subject to does not readily tolerate raises serious doubts about is not quite equivalent to does not affect the structure of may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate is not to be considered in determining is to be regarded as is unspecified with respect to is, apparently, determined by is necessary to impose an interpretation on appears to correlate rather closely with is rather different from""" # objects selected for profound sententiousness ... objects = """\ problems of phonemic and morphological analysis. the traditional practice of grammarians. a stipulation to place the constructions into these categories. a descriptive fact. a parasitic gap construction. the extended c-command discussed in connection with (34). the system of base rules exclusive of the lexicon. irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules. nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. a general convention regarding the forms of the grammar. an abstract underlying order. an important distinction in language use. the strong generative capacity of the theory.""" # test it ... print(( chomsky(1) )) print(( '-'*70 )) print(( chomsky(5) ))