... this is your favorite pickup line:
"Hey sweets, does this rag smell like chloroform? "
sneekula
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skilly
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1 bad apple...
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TrustyTony
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Interesting one.
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Jump to Post... you shout 'F1' instead of 'help'
Jump to Post...you are still in mourning over the cancellation of "Firefly".
Jump to PostOr call her Apple. lol
Jump to Postyour wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for omitting the "else" clause.
Jump to PostYou clean out your loft becuase you are moving house and find that 90% of the stuff up there comes under the category of 'old computer stuff'.
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vedro-compota
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+++++++++++
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sergent
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PHIPH
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skilly
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sergent
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Hey, thats not that geeky! I make this kinds of jokes all the time!
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vegaseat
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skilly
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funny
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Salem
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You're no geek, you're just some driveby shrub with spam links
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Salem
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lol
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hotmatrixx
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hotmatrixx
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sergent
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lol
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wenbnet
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sergent
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:( I do it all the time
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Aramant Coral
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HEY APPLE!! XD KNIFE.
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