My name is Ken and I live in the UK.
The Owl is an old grey-haired guy who knows next to diddly.
Computers are funny things, you can do some amazing things without knowing much about 'em. Like being able to fly a plane but not ride a bike.
The knowledge comes in big chunks but not always in any logical order.
Before I start hitting on you guys with my problem I'm going to have a slide round to get to know more of you.
Thanks for being there