Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it. - Marvin the paranoid android (Hitch Hikers Guide To the Galaxy).
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx
I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day. - George Axlerod
It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice – there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia. - Frank Zappa
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire
Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be 'too clever by half.' The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters. - John Major
I sort of felt sorry for the damn flies. They never hurt anybody. Even though they were supposed to carry disease, I never heard anybody say he caught anything from a fly. My cousin gave two guys the clap, and nobody ever whacked her with a newspaper. - Lenny Bruce
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson
I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordeau forgets that all sane people are idiots. - Oscar Wilde
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public on all points is one of the first elements of sanity. - Oscar Wilde
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Samuel Levenson
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. - Steve Landesberg
As he walked in the woods, Bill Bryson wrote:
"It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavours look interesting and lively; that was merely an unintended side effect."
I was driving past a local special-needs school the other day and I noticed a sign facing the road that says 'SLOW CHILDREN'....And I thought, "Well, that can't do much for their self-esteem can it?" - Jimmy Carr
I don't know who wrote this but i LIKE IT ..
" I FEEL THE FEEL YOU FEEL ...
DO YOU FEEL THE FEEL I FEEL ???
IF YOU FEEL THE FEEL I FEEL , I TOO FEEL THE FEEL YOU FEEL ....
HEY DON'T FEEL !!
IF YOU FEEL I'LL FEEL .... "