When no one listens to you make your way all alone
- RABINDRANATH TAGORE

If a tail is a leg then how many legs does a dog have.
Answer is four, as calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one.

said by Abraham Lincoln. :D

Don't find a fault, find a fix!

We never see ourselves as others see us.
~~~ Oliver Hardy

Another fine mess you've gotten me into.
-- Stan Laurel

"God helps those who help themselves"
-- Benjamin Franklin

"According to the pain is the gain."
-- Rabbi Ben Hei

"No pain, no gain."
-- Jane Fonda (in her aerobic workouts)

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence of the program? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
-Derek Bok

"Tomorrow, tomorrow, not today!"
all the lazy people say.
-- my mother

"You get what you pay for."
-- unknown wise guy

"You get what you pay for."
-- unknown wise guy

"You'll pay for that"
-- probably the same guy

"If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting. If you keep believing what your believing, you'll keep achieving what you're achieving."
~ The Uncommon Way by David Wolfe

"If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting. If you keep believing what your believing, you'll keep achieving what you're achieving."
~ The Uncommon Way by David Wolfe

A different way of stating this is

A Definition of Insanity:
Continually doing the same things over and over and expecting different results.

Here is an odd one, you be the judge ...

America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success.
-- Sigmund Freud

Probably uttered during Sigmund's final years, when the first Great Depression was in full swing in the US.

I think Siggy was onto something. Is the experiment really succeeding?

I think Siggy was onto something. Is the experiment really succeeding?

We have the best government money can steal.

"This is Congress masturbating to the sound of its own voice"

President Segovia, FlashForward, ep 5

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

A true conservationist knows that the world is not given by the fathers, but borrowed from the children.
-- John James Audubon

I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
-- Vincent van Gogh

Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.
-- Desiderius Erasmus

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman

Happiness does not buy money.

No one messes with this little black duck, -- Daffy

Above all, be honest to yourself.

"An expert is someone who's made all the mistakes", (That's how I became a local "guru geek")

My sig. is my own quote. I doubt it will ever get famous but I do try to live by it.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Rich Cook

Expert
combination of Ex, has been, was, past tense
and
spurt, a drip under pressure
expert : a hasbeen drip under pressure