when death is no longer a scary thought.

In some educated circles heaven is the way you live and hell is the way you die!


Enjoy your life while you are young -- do everything and see everything you can. If you enjoy yourself then you won't even realize you are getting old(er). At your age if you are physically able you should be enjoying lots of sports, and chasing girls.

Doing it all, living the life. I just don't like the idea of getting old :/


You rediscover your vitality, just to find that you are no longer vital to anybody or anything anymore... :(


... you drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.

Hey, I do that and I am 13!

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You don't know what "Cyanide and Happiness" is. :)

You know you are old when you don't get it.



When you use: for (int i=0;i<length;i++) And others use: for (Object o:array)

When you (me) have no idea what your talking about :)


dammin none of this means I am old

title   Hello World Program                             (hello.asm)

.model small
.stack 100h

hello_message db 'Hello, World!',0dh,0ah,'$'

main  proc
      mov    ax,@data
      mov    ds,ax

      mov    ah,9
      mov    dx,offset hello_message
      int    21h

      mov    ax,4C00h
      int    21h
main  endp
end   main

Edited by almostbob: n/a


When you are OBL.
You have live long enough and now is time to die

Edited by jingda: n/a


Most teen agers are like that.

Hey! I am not like that! I know I am a newb.

... you think you know it all.

I want to modify it. Not you think you know it all but when you DO know it all.


A Poem by an Aged

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
Oh my God, what can i do?
Me memory shrinks.
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad
My body's drooping
Having trouble pooping
The ' golden years ' have come at last


If you remember that, originally, 'PC' was used only to refer to IBM personal computers - all other Microsoft-based machines were called 'clones'.

VIC20, Amiga, Apple, Commodore, and a bunch of others were all 'other'.

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