So far today I have:
- driven 50 miles to a meeting that was not, actually, until tomorrow
- been threatened by some Neanderthal in a car with a hammer (who, I hasten to add, was not man enough to get out of the car, hammer or not)
- walked into a door frame with such force that I almost passed out from the pain, and now have a kneecap the size of a small (and very bruised) buttock
Perhaps if I go back to bed I won't be able to get into any more trouble, although given my luck so far today I would probably sleepwalk naked into town...