Convincing. I shall disregard my earlier follies and follow this fact.
Clearly, no one can deny that Orlando Ferguson was directly inspired by God when he drew that map. Such a perfect map could only have been drawn by dictation from a perfect Being with an overseen point of view on the world. Case closed.
After that, I can't believe people buy all that evil propaganda about the Global Positioning System (GPS) being based on signals from satellites orbiting the Earth. Clearly, a GPS is an Angel-detecting system that figures out your position based on your distance to the four Angels that guard the corners of the Earth! The GPS hoax is just another evil conspiracy by scientists, directly from the pits of Hell, to drive people away from the biblical truth.
God also states that guns are good
Yeah. Guns are the modern day equivalent of stoning, after all, bullets are small stones. And clearly, God loves stoning. Here's a nice way to spend a sunday afternoon: seek out anyone who is working, and "stone" them with your favorite firearm. Fun for the whole family!
He will bestow upon us the warmer climate that we deserve for our endeavours. He marvelled at our industriousness and saw that it was good.
Amen to that! Global warming is a blessing from God to reward us for doing exactly what Jesus taught us: "compete with your fellow man for resources and power", "make consumption and accumulation of wealth a priority in your life", "take no thought for the morrow" (this one's actually true), and, of course, "whosoever shall smite you on your right cheek, turn to him the other for that will distract him as you draw your weapon to kill him! Stand your ground!".
Oh, and I don't remember any specific verse about giving free reign to the rich, allow them to control the political process, to do trading without regulation or leverage requirements, and cut their taxes as much as possible, but that's what God meant by "it is harder for a rich man to enter heaven, than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle", clearly, they need all the help they can get while they're here, or at least, they deserve the greatest comfort before they are cast to the hoary nether regions.