Lardmeister

Well, it will not be pork, even though I love the taste of it. Looks like we will have Beef Wellington with baked potato and corn at our house.

[quote=bumsfeld;463339]Has anybody smoked dried banana peels?[/quote]That would go under "other kind of smoker".

I am not from the Phillipines, but I would like to be! I hear it's a great country, where all the men are smart and all the girls are pretty!

[QUOTE=GrimJack;471686]... Christina>you - your name implies christina is better than you? is that what you mean? ... [/QUOTE]The > means not better than you, but larger than you. Maybe she is a real fat and jolly chick! I am glad I don't have an avatar with air-headed fighter plane on …

[quote=Ancient Dragon;437834]Ok, I get it now, your post was so far down the line that it was difficult to know. Most people today in the western world get AIDS out of their own stupidity, not because something awful just happened to them. I don't have a whole lot of sympathy …

Making lots of money is easy, but you have to learn (legally/politically) not to pay taxes on it, so it will be yours!

Just a little dichotomy there, you call yourself "outdatedtech" and your title is "I'm new". Nice to see a new face! Lets hope you have a brain that is not as outdated as some of our more self-righteous members.

May your son's hair grow only on his legs, but not on his head! May you gain a pound every day! May your rainbow only be in black and white!

Sounds like the laugh track is the funniest part.

Wonderful, I gave the link to my grandmama in the nursing home, she loves it!!!! Thank you!!!!

What's a .wmv file?

The next time you are going to tell us that the first Thanksgiving was between the Chinese and the Indians?

Talking about Xmas, China is the clear winner here!

These kind of things only happen in England. In the USA we have privacy laws in place to prevent those things from happening.

My dad only allows dogs in the house, pitty, cats are cuter and smarter!

[quote=jwenting;441260]Even the first question makes no sense... The entire thing is rigged to produce low scores, as is to be expected from something obviously produced by a leftist idiot.[/quote]Your response was predictable. You must belong to the 20% of the folks who still support the pair.

Nice link, works great for me with IE! Love StarTrek!

Moral of the story, Ahhhnold is good for something after all!

[quote=Ancient Dragon;427166]The problem is that we don't know if that great nothingness still exists. If it took one billion years for us to see the void then it will take at least another billion years to find out if it was ever filled with anything. Maybe right now that void …

A good mix of humour and art. A nice job Dude.

Great links! Thanks!

Sorry, I am relatively new here and find this an interesting thread. Most folks that tell you that they saw a ghost were most likely stoned or such, but the camera lense does not lie.

They sure ask a lot of questions.

[QUOTE=Ancient Dragon;462211]LOL That's crazy stuff :)[/QUOTE]My complex combination of feelings and opinions as a basis for action or judgment too!!!!

Our family visited friends in Ann Arbor Michigan a few years ago, and the partly cloudy turned into 18 inches of heavy snow.

Felicitaciones Nichito, for doing a great job! Pretty soon it will be 2 stars!

Do I have to paste them all?

A nice display of true human nature.

Congratulations. I am not anywhere near, it is tough to get in so many meaningful posts.

Put your doubles into a vector, let's say dvector, and then use something like [ICODE]*max_element(dvector.begin(), dvector.end())[/ICODE]

[QUOTE=joshSCH;462743]What's up with you resurrecting all your >1 year pointless threads?[/QUOTE]Yeah joshSCH lighten up a little, us kids got to have fun every now and then!!!!

I am surprised this fellow does not get arrested, pinning an ultra left symbol onto an ultra right guy.

Should put that on my list to send to the Northpole.

Oops, the picture isn't that good!!!!

Oh yeah, my dad and I went to see the Body World exhibit. I think he wants me to be a physician, but I would rather be a lawyer so I can sue them.

I am too young to talk about "hoes", but this is really funny!!!!!! Now I have to laugh any time I see one of those jolly obese characters in the stores.

I have to admit, better humor than I can come up with!

[quote=joshSCH;464982]Could yall really not hear the others? They all sounded clear as day to me :P[/quote]You might be able to hear, but can you listen? They say that married men lose the ability to hear the higher frequencies of the female voice. Apparently a survival mechanism.

What operating system are you using?

[CODE] output = "Hello World! in Snobol" [/CODE]

What operating system are you using?

[QUOTE=MidiMagic;474017]A stupid-seeking missile? What we need is a law like the one for auto parts: Require computer companies to provide service for their products for 10 years.[/QUOTE]Good grief, nobody would ever use the same computer for ten years! One exception, maybe the government does for flight control.

I love reruns anyway!

Shopping is for low brows! I rather sleep in too!

What operating system are you using?

In the UK, it is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour. It is also illegal to die there. Wonder if they would arrest you, if you do so.

Back to the topic: Hot and dry would be my choice.

[quote=jbennet;451464]I agree that global warming is natural but i do believe that mankind is playing a part in it to a small extent[/quote]Nicely worded, I think mankind's contribution is about 1%. The sun's often large fluctuations in energy output has never been incorporated into the computer models of the global …

When you are dead all your sensory organs are gone. For those folks who absolutely need a concept of heaven, they will have to come up with an untimely form of communication. A soul should not take up any space or use time. Ask you rabbi, priest, preacher, or mulla …

[QUOTE=sam63;466451]I used to work with procedural languages. C# is all about types. The procedures are secondary to typology. Why???? What do you think was in the minds of those who invented C# ??????? What do they want nincompoops like me to get out of this ??? I love the language …