Lardmeister

Who cares, mom is a sharp looker!

Pardon my C, but your for statement lines should not be followed by ; or you are basically looping nothing. I really have to admire the patience of the experts on this C forum!

He should have joined the police force, they usually get free doughnuts!

The whole thing doesn't look very geeky to me!

[quote=jasimp;446499]But a conservative is the one who is spending 1.2 trillion dollars on a war in Iraq. True not all Social programs are good, for instance I understand why, and think it was a good business decision, to the Bush veto on the change to SCHIP. It made sense on …

[quote=Ancient Dragon;449457]I may have snow on the roof but I'm not dead yet :)[/quote]Since you are still alive, you either don't have guts, balls or a wife.

I liked the helicopter video and the alligator trick.

Why not set your goal a little higher and go with the Royal Marines?

Great stuff Dave! We would all be so much richer, if we wouldn't have to pay tax!

[quote=restrooms;450190]thanks man![/quote]Does that person waving a chainsaw at you look like a man?

Looks like a matter of taste.

Wow, that could save you 25 cents or more!

If you bought your computer in this century, it will go to power and monitor saving standby on its own. So what's the fuzz all about? Did you ever ask one of the Greens that fly to Greens Meetings all over the world what they are thinking when they do …

Try to hyperventilate for a few minutes! Stop before you get too spaced out!

Sounds like an interesting library. What is it called?

[quote=mostafadotnet;450286]Use Dev-C++.It's easy & also it's free. Good luck.[/quote]I think it also works with Windows or Linux OS.

Wow, [URL]http://www.theregister.co.uk/[/URL] is a great site!

First of all, the story takes place in Florida, that explains a lot! These are the same folks who are voting machine challenged. I should know! Half my relatives life in Florida and they are crazy!

I bluff all the time, not just in a poker game.

There are an infinite number of stars like that!

Very good sound effects too! Let's give a plus mark to Ancient!

I assume this is iodized salt?

[quote=Ancient Dragon;443424]That's exactly why drivers should not eat while driving. At his age he needs to give up that crap anyway to avoid getting completly clogged artires and heart attack.[/quote]My great grandpapa loves onion rings, he is 88 and is as healthy as a horse. His motto: "If you don't …

Isn't he the one that used humorous drawings as visual aids for his jokes? Funny indeed!

I came out to be a Geeko Nork! Or, as Major Retard told me, I am a Captain Retard compared to him!

[quote=Serunson;443697]Wow that is fast! A guy in england recently got arrested for doing 174mph on a motorway! Fastest speeding person to be convicted. He got jailed for 10 Weeks after doing it in his Porsche. :P[/quote]Jail for speeding? Your prisons must be mighty empty! In the US you barely go …

I like to play minigolf with my sister. It's the only time I can sometimes win!

Wait till the George Walker Bush Presidental Library opens in Texas. It will be the prettiest library building in the world, but not much to find inside.

Again, cool stuff there Dude!

This is the Geek's Lounge, you might want to be in the Techie's Lounge (under Tech Talk)!

Look mom, no underarm deoderant! Can't even smell a rat!

Freeze my hooch, this is cool!

Looks like it made him a lot smarter!

You done it again Dude!

My vote goes for the Singing Tesla Coil, that TheGathering found at: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ff_AXVlo9U[/URL] Very geeky stuff!

Your fortune cookie reads: Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far. Dang it's hard to make 1000 posts!

Holy K-9! What a story, lucky for us many criminals are downright stupid. May be the smart ones get never caught, so we don't know about them.

[quote=The Dude;434830][URL]http://anonym.to?http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/dont-jump-in-this-pond.wmv[/URL] YUK!!![/quote]How do you find these gems?

Fcol!

There are probably less true communists in China than there are in Holland. Hey, I am up to 200 posts at Dani's Web! Time to celebrate! Five times more and I get a star! On top of that, my posts were not just "lols" or hate stuff.

Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen-Opera Night)

[QUOTE] Ask not what your birthday can do for you ... [/QUOTE]My birthday is every day, my birthyear is only once a year!

[quote=MidiMagic;438368]I write programs, record music, and made my avatar.[/quote]Is that a rocket ship in front of your house? I like to write science fiction.

Ask them to send you a $20 bill, that you will store under their username and password.

[quote=jwenting;438660]he was manhandled and tazered for trying to ask a question Hanoi John didn't like. Of course he resisted...[/quote] Why do you always have to insult our public representatives? I don't do that to your country. Are you anti-american!?

I know this is a little late, but if you live in the US, switch to law and join the money making crowd. In your present technical field you will always be just a peon competing with low paid labor from India or China.

In general I would go with an IDE made for your language you study. It usually has some handy features like syntax highlighting, error detection, code completion, context sensitive popup help and so on, that make learning easier.

[quote=Ancient Dragon;436657]The only thing I know about Holland is that they have lots of tulips and hills.[/quote]So what do you think the tallest mountain in Holland is? The dutch girls I ever met were all very nice and smart, to them the term "hot" would be a sick insult.

1983 --- Wow, my mom was 14 years old then and loved KISS! She still does!

Apple is king! I could not live without my IPod!